Kicker of Elves’ Favourite Things from 2019

As is becoming tradition, let’s start with my favourite SONG OF THE YEAR (a full run down of all my favourite songs can be heard on one of our end of the year podcasts – the Kicker one). There perhaps isn’t a more suitable song for these uncertain times nor one quite as timely in quoting the late Bob Crow: “”Spit on your own and you can’t do anything, but if we all spit together we can drown the bastards.”

Thank you for still being here, Comet Gain.


Top 30 Albums

1    Guided By Voices – Sweating The Plague


2    Comet Gain – Fireraisers, Forever!


3    Richard Dawson – 2020


4    Kneeling In Piss – Tour De Force


5    Guided By Voices – Zeppelin Over China


6    Lankum – The Livelong Day


7    Fontaines D.C. – Dogrel


8    Von Hayes – Moderate Rock


9    Honey Radar – Ruby Puff Of Dust


10  David Kilgour & The Heavy Eights – Bobbie’s A Girl


11  Babybird – Photosynthesis


12  Guided By Voices – Warp And Woof


13  Tropical Fuck Storm – Braindrops


14  The Gotobeds – Debt Begins At 30


15  Robert Forster – Inferno


16  Bill Callahan – Shepherd In A Sheepskin Vest


17  Purple Mountains – Purple Mountains


18  Aldous Harding – Designer


19  Lewsberg – Lewsberg


20  Smug Brothers – Attic Harvest


21  Craven Faults – Springhead Works / Nunroyd Works


22  Unhappy Fly – Unhappy Fly


23  Jeffrey Lewis & The Voltage – Bad Wiring


24  Mekons – Deserted


25  The Delines – The Imperial


26  Alice Hubble – Polarlichter


27  Negativland – True False


28  The World Of Dust – Samsarax


29  75 Dollar Bill – I Was Real


30  Kitchen Cynics – Things We Pretend To Do


… and making up a top 50 albums, all of which you should own, are, in alphabetical order, 20 more:


Bitw – Bitw; Christian Fitness – You Are The Ambulance; Clinic – Wheeltappers And Shunters; Edwyn Collins – Badbea; Doubting Thomas Cruise Control – Incredible Mileage; Dust From 1000 Yrs – Born To Itch; Liam Hayes – Mirage Garage; Darren Hayman – 12 Astronauts; Steve Ignorant’s Slice Of Life – Don’t Turn Away; Joseph Airport – Diorama Pt. 2; Simon Joyner – Pocket Moon; Leafcutter John – Yes! Come Parade With Us; Mark Mulcahy – The Gus; Neutrals – Kebab Disco; Petersburg – Show; Possible Humans – Everybody Split; Smug Brothers – All Blur And Spark; Western Edges – Prowess; Faye Webster – Atlanta Millionaires Club; James Yorkston – The Route To The Harmonium


Top 10 Compilations

1    Lodger Doll Three – A Tribute To Guided By Voices and Bee Thousand (Almost Halloween Time Records)


2    Electrical Language – Independent British Synth Pop 78 -84 (Cherry Red)

3    Popcorn Lung: A Polytechnic Youth Collection

4    iNDEX06 (DiN)

5    The Moon And Back – One Small Step For Global Pop (WIAIWYA)

6    Outro Tempo II: Electronic and Contemporary Music From Brazil, 1984-1996 (Music From Memory)

7    The Watchers (A Year In The Country)

8    Positive Times Infinity: An Emotional Response Compilation

9    Electronic Sound Bulletin F

10  WitchMix (Burning Witches)


Top 10 EPs

1   Robyn Hitchcock / Andy Partridge – Planet England


2    Guided By Voices – Umlaut Over The Özone

3    Guided By Voices – 1901 Acid Rock

4    Lou Barlow – Over You

5    Fontaines D.C – Darklands Versions

6    Craven Faults – Lowfold Reworks

7    The Ocean Party – Nothing Grows

8    The Declining Winter – Return To Branch

9    Mzylkypop – Mzylkypop Presents Xzyles

10   Billordo – Yo Nunca Me Rendi


Top 10 Reissues / Re-pressings / Remixes / Not Strictly Speaking New Stuff

1    The Go-Betweens –  G Stands For Go-Betweens: Anthology – Volume 2


2    Peter Jefferies – Last Ticket Home

3    Babybird – Happy Stupid Nothing

4    The Replacements – Dead Man’s Pop

5    Benjamin Shaw – Exciting Opportunities: A Collection of Singles and Sadness

6    The Springfields – Singles 1986 – 1991

7    Jim Shepard – Heavy Action

8    Jim Sullivan – If The Evening Were Dawn

9    The The – See Without Being Seen

10  The Delines – Scenic Sessions


Top 6 Live Albums

1    The Go-Betweens – Fountains Of Youth


2    Babybird – Live In Sheffield

3    Benjamin Shaw – Live At Donaufestival

4    The Necks – Live In Berlin

5    Neil Young & Stray Gators – Tuscaloosa

6    Hood – Live – 23 Avril 1995, Paris


Top 6 Gigs

1    Guided By Voices – Village Underground, London, 6 June

My favourite song by my favourite band. You can see what it means to me at 1’48”. Filmed by Nige Nudds.

2    Guided By Voices – Village Underground, London, 5 June

3    Robert Forster – Band On The Wall, Manchester, 16 May

4    Spare Snare – 81 Renshaw, Liverpool, 11 January

5    Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever – The Invisible Wind Factory, Liverpool, 9 July

6    The Delines/Those Pretty Wrongs – St Philip’s, Salford, 7 November


The Robert Pollard Annual Output Roundup


Not the most prolific year in Uncle Bob’s recording life, but, my god, the quality was high. Three stellar Guided By Voices albums (one a double) – all of which made my top 12 albums of the year. We also had 2 EPs – the tracks from which would later appear on Warp & Woof, and a third Cash Rivers & The Sinners album: Loose Shoes – this one supposedly a bootleg. There was also a Robert Pollard EP release: (Dislodge) The Immortal Orangemen, which accompanied the latest volume of Pollard art work in Eat 15, and a 7″ single of Heavy Like The World, which featured a non-LP B-side. In the wider GbVworld, we had a single from Eyelids: It’s About To Go Down featuring Chris Slusarenko, with the promise of a new album to come in 2020. Todd Tobias released his second album with Pat Moonchy called Atmosfere and had a book released detailing his involvement in Circus Devils. Doug Gillard also somehow found time to play on the debut album from Nicole Yun, the lead singer from Eternal Summers: Paper Suits, and a cover of Paul McCartney’s Backwards Traveller put out on Neil Hamburger‘s Still Dwelling album. He probably did loads of other stuff too, but as with much to do with GbV, it’s almost impossible to keep the fuck up.


Top 6 Music Related Books (Read This Year)

1    The Greatest Living Englishman – Martin Newell


2    A Fabulous Creation: How The LP Saved Our Lives – David Hepworth

3    Art Sex Music – Cosey Fanni Tutti

4    Have A Bleedin Guess – Paul Hanley

5    Circus Devils: See You Inside – Todd Tobias

6    Sleevenotes – David Gedge


Top 5 Music Films Seen (But Not Necessarily Released) This Year

1    Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story


2    Marianne And Leonard – Words Of Love (Leonard Cohen)

3    The Wedding Present – Something Left Behind

4    Rolling Thunder Revue: A Bob Dylan Story

5    The Curse Of The Chills


The Stephen Jones One Man Domination Of Record Shelf Space Award


Babybird – Photosynthesis / Dead / Not Pop / Black Ghost/Union Jack Ghost / Cigarette Candle / I Was Born Again / Toothpaste For The Soul / Jesus Loves You – The Christmas Album

Babybird – Happy Stupid Nothing / The B-Sides / Babybird 95-19 / The Self-Destructive Pleasures Of An Ex-Maniac / King Of Nothing: Extras / Live In Sheffield / Deranged Visual Delight

Arthritis Kid – I Am Not A Monster

Apple Android – Apple Android 2


Musical Discovery Of The Year

Alex Mussawir: Kneeling In Piss and his previous band, Future Nuns

Thanks to the legendary Bela Koe-Krompecher for the initial recommendation.



New Musical Source Of The Year

Home Assembly Music

Last year, I only owned one CD on this label, the Official World Cup Theme 2010 by The Declining Winter. This year, I have added:

Northener – I Am On Your Side, Yuri Lugovsky – S/T, Insecto – Post Edit De Un Cromosoma, Peptalk – Islet, A New Line (Related) – Our Lady Of Perpetual Fucking Succour, The Big Eyes Family Players – Oh!, Bracken – High Passes, Mahatma X – A Mobtown Suite Vol. 1, Fieldhead – We’ve All Been Swimming, Malk – Death From A Love, The Declining Winter – Belmont Slope, Northener – End Of The Holiday


And I still haven’t yet managed to catch up with the 2019 releases.


Favourite Music Related Moment (Outside of Everything Above)

On the record buying front, 2 of the albums pictured above – both the Kitchen Cynics and Joseph Airport – came with unique covers, both of which I love. I also now own my first 8” record – again thanks to Alan Cynic.


I was really exited to meet Jody Stephens this year and he is, as everyone who has met him knows, a wonderfully humble and generous human being.


But, in 2019, not only did I get to see Guided By Voices again, twice, I finally managed to meet Robert Pollard. In a record shop. In a fucking record shop. Robert Pollard. I can die happy now, which might just be as well as the end of the world feels very nigh indeed.


Please help support all the wonderful musicians mentioned in the lists above by searching out their records, CDs, tapes and downloads and BUYING THEM!!!

My favourite albums of 1989

Steve Lamacq has been asking listeners to his 6Music show for their choices for favourite album of 1989. I’ve been really enjoying hearing lots of music from that year on his show so I think I must be pretty much his target audience for that kind of question!

In 1989 I was 18 and working at The HMV Shop. I passed my driving test which meant all of a sudden it was much easier to travel to gigs in Brighton / Portsmouth / Southampton / London etc. My first Glastonbury festival was also in 1989 (hear all about that on our most recent podcast)



I’ve made a list of my own 25 favourite albums from that year. Not many surprises here for anyone that knows me! 24 of these are albums that I bought and loved at the time. Number 18 on the list is one that I’ve discovered and fallen in love with far more recently.

I’ve chosen a favourite song from each of these albums for the Spotify playlist at the bottom of the page.


25. Lincoln – They Might Be Giants

24. Avalon Sunset – Van Morrison

23. More Songs About Love And Hate – The Godfathers

22. Cosmic Thing – The B52s

21. Maria McKee – Maria McKee

20. Hope And Despair – Edwyn Collins

19. Earthquake Weather – Joe Strummer

18. The Enraged Will Inherit The Earth – McCarthy

17. Moss Side Story – Barry Adamson

16. This Time Around – Green On Red

15. Spike – Elvis Costello

14. Kite – Kirsty MacColl

13. Raw Like Sushi – Neneh Cherry

12. Indigo Girls – Indigo Girls

11. Disintegration – The Cure

10. Rei Momo – David Byrne

9. Here Today Tomorrow Next Week – The Sugarcubes

8. Love Is Hell – Kitchens of Distinction

7. Blind Man’s Zoo – 10,000 Maniacs

6. Don’t Stop The Night – Momus

5. The Sensual World – Kate Bush

4. Bizarro – The Wedding Present

3. Technique – New Order

2. Me & A Monkey On The Moon – Felt

1.  Doolittle – Pixies

I saw 8 of those bands on tour supporting these albums

  • Van Morrison @ Glastonbury
  • Joe Strummer @ The Dome, Brighton
  • Green On Red @ The Town & Country Club
  • Elvis Costello @ Royal Albert Hall & Glastonbury
  • The Sugarcubes @ Portsmouth Guildhall
  • 10,000 Maniacs @ The Town & Country Club
  • The Wedding Present @ Kilburn National
  • Pixies @ Glastonbury

5 of the albums I chose are also on Steve Lamacq’s list of 12 (Neneh Cherry, New Order, The Cure, Kate Bush, Pixies)


Video Exclusive: Chemical Cubical by Three Dimensional Tanx

Lancaster’s finest pan-galactic garage rockers Three Dimensional Tanx have got a new video out and we are most honoured to premiere it on our website.

Have a watch of it here then read our interview with video director Luke Woolley below.

CG: How did you get the job of making the video?

LW:  I just asked them! I’m one of those people that still buys magazines like Mojo and Uncut. I stumbled across a review for 3D Tanx latest album so I bought that and asked them if I could make the video. I struck lucky as Richard was kind enough to reply and allow it to happen. He also donated his acting skills, although you may not have seen him as the band were in disguise as tortilla people, and in another clip, he was in a wig.

CG: What equipment did you use?

I am ashamed to say I’ve had to resort to my phone with the last couple I have made. My camera broke and I need some funds for some new kit. But in all fairness, its a decent camera and a good size, for fitting into the sets that I couldnt have done with my old camera (RIP). Also a lot of the videos i have been making are on a shoestring budget and luckily I have an 18 month son, so I robbed his toys for this particular video.

CG: Why did you choose that song?

Mainly down to the title,I came up with a sci fi idea based on a “chemical cubicle” (which I am now obliged to spell as “cubical” because I believe Spacey liked it that way and I can see why.)

I just pictured another galaxy within that cubical and they needed to bait Spacey into joining them in their astral plane.

CG: What are you favourite music videos? 

A tricky one, earliest one that stuck in my mind would have been Sledgehammer. That video is a classic with the stop motion around Mr Gabriel’s Head and how long it must have taken. Michel Gondry’s videos are always great to watch, (e.g. Daft Punk, White Stripes). Also the Aphex Twin videos by Chris Cunningham. Recently I would have to say Tongues by Joywave was a great music video. That was by Daniels, who made the film Swiss Army Man.

I like seeing what directors interpretations of songs are. I imagine its nice for the band to see what other people see in their music too.

TTW: What would be your dream video project?

I’m just chuffed I have managed to make the ones I have so far! Especially because I’ve been making videos for the music that I like, so that definitely helps with the creative process. I have been lucky to make one for Jeffrey Lewis earlier this year, which was a bit of a dream project, as I have been a fan of his since the early 00’s. That should be out soon hopefully and I’m also making another one for him. I think I would have to say a video for Gruff Rhys, Pixies or Eels would be a bit of a dream job. Or The Kinks if they ever decide to chuck out a new album. But I reckon I’d need more of a budget for the old fellas. I think Ty Segall is great too. He would be good to work with as his music is quite varied between albums. But as long as I can keep making them, then I’m happy.

TTW: 3D Tanx have a lot of space travel in their lyrics. Do you think there’s life on other planets? 

Definitely. I still think we are all aliens pissing off the natives to this earth; the trees, hence them going underground and working on something with their wee tentacle arms.

TTW: What do you think alien lifeforms look like?

I reckon they will look like slices of bread with different races being granary, white, sourdough etc.

CG: The sport of cricket. Is it any good or is it a load of bollocks?

I’m afraid cricket is bollocks. But genius, as its the best hobby man has invented, as you can just piss about in a field for hours and no one seems to care. I need to take up cricket.

  • Here are some more of Luke’s videos:

Lots more of this kind of thing on Luke’s YouTube channel.

Also check out our interview with Three Dimensional Tanx here.


Podcast 88: Festival special, Glastonbury 1989

In the run-up to this year’s Glastonbury, it dawned on me that it was the 30th anniversary of my first ever visit to that festival. So I got together with a couple of my mates that went with me in 1989 to reminisce about the music, the experience and inevitably the toilets.






Thanks to my old pals Mr Fingers and Neil Neil Orange Peel for their help with this.



Full lineup shown here, click for full-size version.


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Podcast 87: Festival Special – Focus Wales & Dot To Dot

In May our festival-loving wizard Chorizo Garbanzo went to Focus Wales and Dot To Dot.

Click below to hear him talking about that and playing songs by some of the bands he enjoyed.


Here are some not very good photos he took:


Band websites,

Buy their music! Go to their gigs!

Some more of our live review podcasts:

Some of our previous podcasts where we’ve played The Lovely Eggs:

Kicker’s Musical Missive – June, 2019

As we start to put foolish things behind us (bye, football season that dared us to hope) and focus on what really matters (hello, cricket World Cup), it’s time for a quick catch up on the sorts of things our Kicker has had going through his head (apart from a real love for a 63 year old man, who might be about to break his heart).*


oh, the joys of summer

By that we mean, here’s the latest Kicker of Elves playlist:

The Playlist


As always, we would urge you to seek out the songs you like and buy the physicality to support the artists.


  • UPDATE: He didn’t. Not yet.

Q&A with Three Dimensional Tanx


One of our favourite albums of 2018 has just been released on vinyl. “A Compulsion For Propulsion” by Three Dimensional Tanx is fast, psychedelic, melodic and a bit weird. All the things we love about great pop music really.

The Lancaster band are Sean (bass), Loz (drums), Spacey (vocals, organ, synths) and Richard (guitar, piano, synths) and those last two kindly took the time to answer some of our questions.

Listen to the album while you read the interview and then buy it when you’re done!


What was the first music you heard that made you want to play in a band?

Spacey: Usual cliched stuff – Velvet Underground’s Sister Ray, Modern Lovers, Stooges.

Richard: I used to watch Top of the Pops religiously as a child and leapt about ripping my school shirt open. I suppose the indie scene of the 90s was where I came of age, but I’d say the Velvet Underground, Stooges, the Doors and Love were the big ones for me at aged 15.

What was the first instrument you learnt to play? Did you have lessons or teach yourself?

Spacey: Piano in early teens but didn’t stick with it, hated piano practice more than homework.

Richard: Guitar – had lessons for a couple of years as a child – absolutely hated them. The teacher would play a classical piece, and I’d learn it by ear, pretend to read the music and find my way around. Had no interest in it whatsoever. I hated practising so much – I gave up and put the guitar in the loft, vowing never to play it again! A couple of years later, I got it back out of the loft and taught myself. Still teaching myself now, but it’s much easier these days thanks to YouTube etc.


For the new album, how fully formed were the songs and arrangements before you went in the studio? It sounds very “live”

Richard: A real mixture. A few had been gigged, and we had them in the bag really. Some were nearly there, then came together in the studio, A lot just need the vocals finalising.

Spacey: ‘Dwam’ was basically a jam with some overdubs.

Richard: The four of us all played live. We did 1-3 takes of each song, and used the best one. Vocals were added separately. Apart from vocals, most songs don’t have any overdubs at all – it’s just how we are

You worked with a different producer, Alan Gregson who’s got a lot of great Cornershop records on his CV. How was that?

Richard: I also play in Pill Fangs, and we’d recorded our first album with Alan. He was great to work with – really quick, open-minded and a good laugh. Importantly, we could record live and raw. So I knew he’d be great for 3D Tanx. On the first session we had with him, we recorded 9 songs in 5 hours. And the first 2 hours was just setting stuff up!


What items of food or drink were the most essential for re-fuelling during the recording of the album?

Spacey: Coffee (speaking personally)
Richard: Alan kept the coffee pot fully charged. Few beers, nothing too giddy. Possibly a different answer from Loz!


The retro keyboard sounds on all your records are phenomenally good. What kind of keyboards are you using?

Spacey: Philips Philicorda, Korg MicroKorg XL, beat-up old Casio.

Richard: On ‘His Latest Apparatus’ and ‘Racing Car #9’ I added acoustic upright piano, MicroKorg, Korg Monologue, and cheap early ’80s Yamaha and Casio analog synths.


Why the long delay between the CD / download release and the vinyl?

Spacey: Money!

Richard: Everything takes ages. Lots of prosaic reasons. For a start, vinyl is more expensive and harder to manufacture than CDs. All the artwork had to re-done…everything takes longer than you think.


What’s the meaning of the song title “Dwam”?

Richard: It’s a Scottish term meaning being relaxed/in a state of reverie, like in that blissful bit just before you fall to sleep.


There’s a backwards talking bit in that song which I listened to backwards and heard “the human race is in disgrace” Are there any other hidden messages on the album?

Spacey: Ha! I can’t fully remember – some was just the main lyrics spoken, then flipped around…”the human race is in disgrace” was one bit.


Where would you prefer people buy the album from?

Richard: From our Bandcamp page. Also, the LP can be bought direct from Sunstone Records. Other shops stocking us include Action Records, Probe Records, Dig Vinyl, Norman Records and Hey Day. Also Shiny Beast if you’re reading this in mainland Europe.


“Pink Spaceship” from your previous album is one of a handful of songs that has been played twice on our podcast! (Podcast 66 and Podcast 70)

There’s mentions of stars, satellites, galaxies and interplanetary beings on the new album. If there is life on other planets what form do you think it might take?

Richard: I like to think there might be life out there where idiots don’t make all the major decisions.


Imagine that humans have just made contact with alien life forms for the first time. You are given the job of choosing some human ambassadors from our planet to send to meet them in a pink spaceship. Who do you choose and why? You can also send an animal too if you like. But only one because I just made up a rule that says that. 

Richard: Wow, is there anyone up to the task?! Possibly Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Caroline Lucas. If there was any chance they’d be sent into space and be lost up there, then Trump, May & Putin! No animals, they can’t say no.

Spacey: Our drummer is usually on another planet, he can meet ’em…with his cat Jasper.


Lancaster seems to have quite a lively music scene with several bands we love here at Trust the Wizards (yourselves, The Thyme Machine, Lovely Eggs, Mr Ben & The Bens) How much of that is because of the Lancaster Music co-op and what other factors are responsible?

Richard: There are loads of bands from our neck of the woods – maybe not your cup of tea, but bands like Massive Wagons and Eliminator who’re both signed and tour all over the place are from the Lancaster area. The one’s you’ve mentioned, plus Khamoon, TV Face, Stuart Anthony (who collaborates with Tim Buckley’s lyricist)

Also “the best songwriter you’ve never heard of” (Record Collector) Dan Haywood (New Hawks, Pill Fangs). [TTW: we’ve been listening to Pill Fangs recently and he’s right, they are brilliant!]

The Co-op definitely helps foster that talent, there’s also plenty of bands in their houses, garages, More Music (in Morecambe) and so on. The Northwest seems to generate a lot of bands – maybe out of frustration, desperation, anger?!


If you could magic yourself into any band past or present who would you choose and why?

Spacey: Ha! I think it’d be an experience being part of the Screamers.

Richard: Maybe to be play bass in the brief 5-piece incarnation of the Stooges – see Iggy in his prime, lock in with Rock Action on drums and witness Ron Asheton and James Williamson both on guitar. That would be pretty cool.

We will have a real cool time tonight!


And if you could magically recruit any other musician alive or dead and add them to the existing 3D Tanx lineup who would you choose and why?

Spacey: Lora Logic on sax and gurgleburps.

Richard: Hmmmm…maybe get Pharoah Sanders to play sax with us…or Ken Irwin from C.A, Quintet to play trumpet.


We’re coming to see you at The Castle Hotel in Manchester on 19th July. Where else can people see you live?

Richard: Check out our website for gig updates, we’re playing locally, plus psych festivals in Wales and Derbyshire, something in Leeds…


You’re in a caff ordering breakfast. You can have toast and your choice of tea or coffee. Then you’re allowed 4 more items. Go.

Spacey: 4 more coffees.

Richard: Coffee. Orange juice, beans, mushrooms, Quorn sausage.

Breakfast of Champions


Cricket. Is it any good or is it just bollocks?

Spacey: Not sure I have an opinion on the subject

Richard: I don’t like cricket…it’s bollocks.


Other interviews we’ve done:

Q&A with Simon Read from Quiet Marauder

Next week sees the release of the latest extraordinary album from Quiet Marauder. It’s a science fiction concept album about the discovery of a rip in the space time continuum. In Kent. It has 30 tracks and is narrated by the always wonderful Mathias Kom from The Burning Hell.

Hear songs from the album and various other hazy cosmic jive in our exclusive interview with Simon Read.


Listen on Soundcloud below or right-click this to download.


We strongly encourage you to buy Quiet Marauder’s music from Bubblewrap Collective website. Tour dates can be found on the same page. We’ll be going to the Manchester gig in June so see you at the bar.


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Live review: Art Brut + Salt The Snail @ Jacaranda Phase One, Liverpool, 19th February 2019

As Liverpool v Bayern Munich ground to a goalless stalemate, the real entertainment was going on across town at Jacaranda Phase One. Chorizo Garbanzo walked through the storm with his held high to hear the sweet silver songs of Art Brut.

Listen below or download this to hear what he made of it all.



Here’s the podcast on Soundcloud.


Here are some of our photos.




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Live review: Beak and Usé @ Gorilla, Manchester, 6th February 2019

It’s taken me a while to love Beak. Being a huge Portishead fan, I’d really wanted to like them. So I’d listened to their earlier albums but couldn’t really get into them. I remember hearing one particular track that just sounded like an old school dial up modem.

Last summer when the third album came out, I heard them play an amazing session on Marc Riley’s show and all of a sudden I was hooked. I’ve probably listened to that CD more than any other over the last 6 months.

But before we get to them let me tell you about Usé, one of the most unusual support acts I’ve seen in 30+ years of gig-going.

I was right at the very front as we waited for the support act to come on so I got a good look at the set up. A minimal drum kit and lots of cymbals at the very front of the stage. That’s promising. It’s not going to be yer standard run-of-the-mill guitar band or even worse some bloke with just an acoustic guitar. A battered looking electric guitar laid horizontally on a keyboard stand. Curiouser and curiouser.

The poster advertised a different support act. Maybe Wiegedood is German for “weird dude”?

Then Usé enters the arena, presses something on his laptop to get some weird beats and discordant noise going, walks purposefully up to the front of the stage, hits the guitar strings with the drumsticks a couple of times before sitting down on the stage. Why’s he sitting down? To take off his trousers of course. Didn’t see that coming did you?

This naturally begs the question if he needed to take his trousers off right at the very start, why didn’t he take them off before he got onstage? I guess the only logical answer to that is because the removal of the trousers must be part of the show. And what a show it is.

Usé live at Gorilla Manchester February 2019

Now sporting a grubby pair of thermal long johns and a Disney t-shirt, our hero proceeds to knock 7 shades of shit out of the drumkit. Blimey, he’s a really good drummer. There’s a lot of drone and a lot of repetitive beats and it all sounds pretty fantastic. We’re a very long way from the acceptable background music for dinner parties that the first Portishead album briefly became in the mid 90s. There’s singing going on here too. I think it might be French but we can’t really hear any of it above the general glorious racket of it all.

Then about 4 songs in, an old-fashioned slow chanson style number starts up. The t-shirt is removed but wait a minute, what’s going on here? He’s getting down from the stage to walk around amongst us lucky few down the front. This could be interesting.

Next he’s affectionately tousling the hair of people in the crowd. He’s hitting himself hard in the chest with the mike. He’s drooling saliva onto his own nipple and then rubbing it in suggestively. He seems quite intense. People aren’t quite sure whether to laugh or slowly back away.

Any relief the audience might have felt when he eventually went back up on the stage was short-lived because he then put his hand inside the long johns and wobbled his cock about until its semi-tumescent state was all too unpleasantly obvious through the flimsy material.

Then he mimed wanking off the mike cord and aggressively fellated the mike. He’s still singing the croony number by the way.

All of this reminded me of seeing The Cramps as a teenager. I was right down the front and I talked how equally exhilarating and terrifying this was way back on podcast number 8. Parts of Usé’s act echoed Lux Interior’s. As an audience you weren’t quite sure if he wanted to fuck you or kill you. Possilbly both and not necessarily in that order!

Lux Interior

Full marks to Usé for the vigorous performance of that croony one but it has to be said that the actual song was crap. Thankfully he soon got back to shouting incomprehensibly and whacking the fuck out of the drums and the guitar with the drumsticks.

But not just with the drumsticks, oh no. He’s taken Roger Daltrey’s trick of swinging the mike around in a big loop to the next level. As it swung downwards he bashed the cymbals with it. In time as well! Your move Roger.

Next thing you know there was a song that sounded like Front 242 remixing the Inspector Gadget theme. Another one with a weird lop-sided beat-skipping time signature (that was my favourite! check it out in the video below) Then he was kicking and stamping on the guitar until suddenly Jacko’s “Billie Jean” started playing and our hero strutted proudly off the stage. In his underwear.

Later during their set, Beak joked that taking “the maddest fucking Frenchman we could find” out on tour was their response to Brexit. He may well be a few baguettes short of a boulangerie but there’s no doubt that anyone who saw Usé is not going to forget it. A committed performance from a performer who should possibly be committed.

Beak kicked off their set with the same 2 tracks that start the most recent album. First the proggy instrumental “The Brazilian” followed by the Neu!-like “Brean Down.” As they finished that, drummer Geoff Barrow joked with the crowd that they “can all fuck off now we’ve played the hit.”

Throughout the gig both Barrow and bassist Billy Fuller were very funny and self-deprecating between the songs which was an unexpected bonus. I particularly enjoyed Fuller asking if there were any Man United fans in and then taunting them about Bristol City beating them in the League Cup last season. Also Barrow’s comment about the number of bald men in tonight’s audience: “It looks like a boiled egg convention out there!”

But really it was all about the music. Around half of the songs were from the new album. The relentless triplet bassline of the aptly named “RSI” was fantastic. But my favourite song of the evening was “When We Fall.” This starts softly with beautiful dual vocal and a repetitive guitar figure. Imagine if Robert Wyatt and Nick Drake harmonised together. But then the end section where the drums kick in, the synth starts playing this alternating pattern and the song takes off into another realm like Stereolab mixed with Love’s “Forever Changes”

They thanked the crowd for their reaction after that song finished and said usually that song doesn’t go down well at all which was quite surprising.

Barrow then told us he really didn’t want to play the next song “Broken Window” because he said it sounds like “test card music.” OK so maybe it does contain a few Jarre-fuls of retro keyboard sounds but I like them. And anyway the melodic bass riff is irresistible and reminds me of the “Get Carter” theme music.

They finished up with another instrumental “Blagdon Lake” whose tom-tom dominated rhythm and ominous repetition harked back The Cure’s “Pornography” and Stephen Morris’ brilliant drumming in Joy Division and early New Order. Very appropriate seeing as I walked down Tony Wilson Way to get to the car park after the gig.

You can and should buy Beak’s music from their Bandcamp page.

Also try and catch them on one of these upcoming tour dates.

Here’s a Spotify playlist of what they played.

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Favourite guitar solos by The Wave Pictures #Top30WavePicturesGuitarSolos

Last week I went to see The Wave Pictures at Telford’s Warehouse in Chester. That was my 4th time seeing them at that venue and overall my 8th time seeing them in 3 and a bit years.

Why do I keep going back? One big reason is that no gig is ever the same. At last week’s gig they played a whole load of songs I’ve never heard them play live before. The setlist included songs from 2004’s CD-R release “The Hawaiian Open Mic Night” right up to their brilliant new album “Look Inside Your Heart.” Along the way they played some of my all-time favourites like “Frogs Sing Loudly In The Ditches” and “Just Like A Drummer” before finishing the night with a crowd singalong to “Never Go Home Again.”

As well as the ever-changing sets there is the bandmembers themselves who just seem to get better and better. Singer / guitarist David directs operations with an impromptu shout of “bass solo” or “drum solo” and his compadres Jonny and Franic just conjure up a stunning solo on the spot.

At Indietracks last summer, I got talking to another Wave Pictures fanatic called Tom, the creator of a great fanzine called Back of the Gig. One issue is dedicated to his favourite similes in Wave Pictures lyrics. I really enjoyed reading that so I said that in response I would write a blog post of the 10 favourite Wave Pictures guitar solos. It was too difficult to narrow it down to 10 so I’ve ended up with 30.

To make the task easier I’ve only included electric guitar solos so nothing from the acoustic albums here. Plus I’ve only considered the studio versions so no radio session tracks or live versions off YouTube. That’s a pity in some ways because there are some blisteringly great solos on some of those. For example, the original version of “Sleepy Eye” doesn’t have a particularly interesting guitar solo but when it’s played live, well just see for yourself.

We tweeted this list a couple of weeks ago with the snappy hashtag #Top30WavePicturesGuitarSolos

Anyhow let’s get on with it shall we, here’s my top 30.



30. Give Me A Second Chance

Appears on: Long Black Cars (2012)

Key: Am


29. The Fire Alarm

Appears on: Great Big Flamingo Burning Moon (2015)

Key: Am


28. Newcastle Rain

Appears on: Bamboo Diner In The Rain (2012)

Key: Em


27. Sea On The Full Moon

Appears on: Catching Light: The Songs of Andre Herman Dune (2006)

Key: F#m


26. Before This Day

Appears on: City Forgiveness (2013)

Key: G


25. Epping Forest

Appears on: Beer In The Breakers (2011)

Key: Bm


24. Now You Are Pregnant

Appears on: Jonny Huddersfield Helm Sings (2010)

Key: A


23. Never Go Home Again

Appears on: Long Black Cars (2012)

Key: G


22. Little Surprise

Appears on: Beer In The Breakers (2011)

Key: D


21. Cinnamon Baby

Appears on: Sweetheart EP (2010)

Key: F#m

(not available on Bandcamp)


20. Sinister Purpose

Appears on: Great Big Flamingo Burning Moon (2015)

Key: Em


19. Stay Here and Take Care of the Chickens

Appears on: Long Black Cars (2012)

Key: Dm


18. Panama Hat

Appears on: Bamboo Diner in the Rain (2016)

Key: Em (ish)


17. Eskimo Kiss

Appears on: Long Black Cars (2012)

Key: Dm


16. Kittens

Appears on: Sweetheart EP (2010)

Key: Gm

(not available on Bandcamp)


15. Roosevelt Sykes

Appears on: Look Inside Your Heart (2018)

Key: G


14. The Ropes

Appears on: City Forgiveness (2013)

Key: Gm


13. Pale Thin Lips

Appears on: Beer In The Breakers (2011)

Key: D


12. The Running Man

Appears on: Bamboo Diner In The Rain (2016)

Key: Em


11. The Yellow Roses

Appears on: City Forgiveness (2013)

Key: Em


10. Goodbye Spiderman

Appears on: Look Inside My Heart (2018)

Key: G


9. Coconut Tree

Appears on: Helen (2014)

Key: G

(not available on Bandcamp)


8. Red Cloud Road (Part 2)

Appears on: City Forgiveness (2013)

Key: G


7. Seagulls

Appears on: Long Black Cars (2012)

Key: G


6. Better To Have Loved

Appears on: City Forgiveness (2013)

Key: Dm


5. Orange Juice

Appears on: Orange Juice by Stanley Brinks & The Wave Pictures (2014)

Key: A


4. Walk The Back Stairs Quiet

Appears on: Beer In The Breakers (2011)

Key: Em


3. All My Friends

Appears on: City Forgiveness (2013)

Key: Dm


2. Instant Coffee Baby

Appears on: Instant Coffee Baby (2008)

Key: C


1. Lisbon

Appears on: City Forgiveness (2013)

Key: G

Here’s a live version from 2016.


Bonus track: Tiny Craters In The Sand

(my favourite Franic Rozycki bass solo)

Appears on: If You Leave It Alone (2009)

Key: Em


Watch this space, I might put a bar chart here. That’ll get you rushing back I’m sure.


Left to right: Jonny Helm (drums), David Tattersall (guitar), Franic Rozycki (bass)


Buy The Wave Pictures music and go to see them live. They will knock yer socks off!

They’re playing Koko in London next week and more tour dates in March.

Click here for the details.




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Kicker’s Musical Missive – January, 2019

On my first playlist of the year, I wanted to round up a bunch of songs that I really liked from 2018, but that I couldn’t squeeze into my Best of 2018 podcast.

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the future looks bright


Some of these can be heard on Spotify…


and some of them can’t…


This is the order I think they work best in…

  1. The Lovely Eggs – Friendship Is A Beautiful Thing
  2. Madensuyu – Ill Timed
  3. Amyl & The Sniffers – I’m Not A Loser
  4. Heads Off – In My Head
  5. Mush – Dopamine Loops
  6. Idles – Danny Nedelko
  7. Dust From 100 Yrs – Bad Shit
  8. Go-Kart Mozart – When You’re Depressed
  9. Bas Jan – King Of The Holloway Road
  10. Courtney Barnett – City Looks Pretty
  11. Guided By Voices – You Own The Night
  12. of Arrowe Hill – The Darling Of The Demimonde
  13. John MOuse – With These Hands (I’ll Rip Out Your Heart)
  14. Eureka California – I Can’t Look In Yr Direction
  15. Rex Apple – Little Bit
  16. Mythical Motors – Preordained Sunshine
  17. Thee Mightees – Einbahnstrasse
  18. Hello Whirled – Skeleton Of Hope
  19. Honey Radar – English Costume (Rainbird)
  20. Mudhoney – 21st Century Pharisees
  21. JD Meatyard – The Outsider
  22. The Cleaners From Venus – Timothy Silverspoon
  23. Von Hayes – Hey Gary (Let It Rolls)
  24. Rick Rude – Dollyhook
  25. Tremolo Ghosts – Devourer
  26. Tapes & Tubes – Horse Trailer


The Fen Sessions: John MOuse

There’s something extraordinary going on in Lincolnshire next month.

Four musicians are heading to a remote cottage to record an album. They are going to record, produce and release a song every 2 hours on the hour. All the songs will be deleted forever at 9 a.m. on the Monday morning.

The disposable heroes behind this ingenious project are John MOuse and his long-time collaborator P.Pearce. These are the same pair responsible for one of 2018’s most idiosyncratic and intriguing albums “Replica Figures” [check out our review]

Initially MOuse challenged Pearce to record an album in a weekend, only for Pearce to add in some additional rules “in response to the disposability and instant gratification we now expect as music consumers.”

  • The songs will be uploaded to John Mouse Bandcamp page and be available for free download for the duration of the weekend.
  • 10 songs in all, all recorded, mastered and published. 5 on Saturday, 5 on Sunday. (10am, midday, 2pm, 4pm, 6pm).
  • Limited instrumentation, 4 musicians (MOuse, Pearce, Faye Davies and John Hodges)
  • All captured live and broadcast via different social media platforms

When asked how much prior preparation was being done, MOuse told Trust the Wizards “I am writing a bunch of stories to use lyrics from, and I know that Phil is putting together some drum sequences and synth lines as guides that we may then use or just scrap.”

The 4 musicians will be alone in the house except for Rhiannon Davies and Julie Prance who will be filming, taking photos and streaming stuff live alongside creating artwork for each song.

Other than that MOuse explains “we will be armed with nothing more than the bones of previous working relationships and the crisp winter Fens air.”

It all takes place the weekend of 16th/17th February and you can follow this wonderfully creative project using the links below.


John MOuse is also playing live supporting one of our favourite bands The Wave Pictures in Bristol on 29th January.

Wizards Choice: R.E.M.

This weekend sees a little bit of 40 Watt Club, Athens GA coming to The Harlequin Theatre, Northwich Cheshire. Tribute band Stipe are playing a hometown gig. Tickets sold out weeks ago  and I’m going with my mate Tom a.k.a Daysleeper.

Last weekend over a few drinks Tom and I talked about the passion we have for the band and discussed what songs we’d most like to hear Stipe play. Trying to narrow it down to 20 songs each was like pushing an elephant up the stairs so we ended up with 32 songs each.

My fellow wizard Kicker also loves a bit of listmaking so I got him involved as well.

We’re gonna DJ with these.


Tom a.k.a. Daysleeper Kicker of Elves Chorizo Garbanzo
5 songs chosen by all 3 of us
World Leader Pretend
Fall On Me
Perfect Circle
It’s The End Of The World
Losing My Religion
Can’t Get There From Here
Country Feedback
Driver 8
Can’t Get There From Here
Country Feedback
Driver 8
I Believe
At My Most Beautiful
The Great Beyond
The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite
Near Wild Heaven
Everybody Hurts
I Believe
At My Most Beautiful
The Great Beyond
The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite
Near Wild Heaven
Everybody Hurts
These Days
So. Central Rain
Talk About The Passion
Exhuming McCarthy
Sitting Still
Orange Crush
These Days
So. Central Rain
Talk About The Passion
Exhuming McCarthy
Sitting Still
Orange Crush
Find the River
I’ll Take The Rain
Half A World Away
What’s The Frequency Kenneth?
All The Way To Reno
Strange Currencies
Man On The Moon
So Fast So Numb
Shiny Happy People
Imitation of Life
Let Me In
The One I Love
King Of Birds
Radio Free Europe
(Don’t Go Back To) Rockville
Turn You Inside-Out
Finest Worksong
Oddfellows Local 151
Wolves, Lower
Carnival Of Sorts (Box Car)
Crazy (Pylon cover)
Begin The Begin
Gardening At Night
Swan Swan H
Leaving New York
Pretty Persuasion
Lightnin’ Hopkins
You Are The Everything
Disturbance At The Heron House
Get Up


What was that you said? Have you got this information in a Venn diagram? Well, since you ask. Click to see full-size version.

It has been said that we wizards are the ones who put the anal into analysis so we won’t go into too much detail on what the results of this survey show but here are a few headlines:

  • Tom’s highest scoring album is Automatic for the People with 6 songs.
  • Kicker has chosen 6 songs each from Murmur, Document and Life’s Rich Pageant.
  • My highest scoring album is Green with 5 songs.
  • The first time I saw R.E.M. live was on the Monster tour but despite that I’ve ended up with no songs from that album on my list.
  • Every single song on Kicker’s list was released in the 1980s.
  • Only 1 song on my list was released after 1999’s Up. That song is Leaving New York though and I think that’s R.E.M.’s most under-rated song.
  • Some well-known singles didn’t get chosen by any of us (e.g. Radio Song, Drive, E-Bow the Letter)
  • There’s a total of 66 different songs chosen there. If Stipe were going to play all those on Saturday, you’d definitely want to bring a flask.

Let us know what you think of our selections. Vote in our poll to tell us which of those is your favourite of the 5 songs that were chosen by all 3 of us.


Stipe are playing loads of gigs all over the UK in 2019, tour dates right here.

Meanwhile remind yourself of just how brilliant R.E.M. were with this playlist of all the songs we’ve chosen.

Podcast 86: Chorizo’s Best of 2018

Here’s podcast 86, our 2nd and final end of year round-up for 2018. Chorizo Garbanzo has selected 25 tracks featuring musicians from Finland, Israel, USA, France, Uruguay and St Neots!

Download here or have a listen below.





Related articles:

Chorizo’s favourite things of 2018


A selection of CDs I’ve bought this year

Coming soon to this very website, podcast number 85 featuring lots of my favourite songs released in 2018. In the meantime have some of this!

Favourite Albums of the Year – The Top 10

  1. No Dogs Allowed by Sidney Gish [available as “name your price” download]
  2. >>> by Beak>
  3. Sincerely S.Love x by Simon Love
  4. Split LP by Chupa Cabra / No Friendz
  5. Quit the Curse by Anna Burch
  6. Jazzbelle 1984 1988 by Have You Ever Seen The Jane Fonda Aerobics VHS?
  7. Desire Paths by The Wind Up Birds
  8. – .​.​.​. .  -​.​-​. -​-​- .​-​.​. -​.​.  .​.​. .​-​-​. . .​-​.​. .​-​.​. .​.​. by The Cold Spells
  9. Freedom’s Goblin by Ty Segall
  10. Wide Awake! by Parquet Courts


Another 20 favourite albums (in no particular order)

Arrhythmia by Stuart A. Staples

Megadoze by R. Seiliog

The Deconstruction by Eels

Look Now by Elvis Costello

A Compulsion for Propulsion by Three Dimensional Tanx

It’s Hard To Be Happy When You’re Head Is Full of Sin by Equinox

Fire Behind The Curtain by Adam Stafford [read our review]

Endless Scroll by Bodega

This is Eggland by The Lovely Eggs

Stop Start by Liines

Transangelic Exodus by Ezra Furman

A Long Engagement by Nickodemus

The Official Body by Shopping

No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your F**king Hedge Cut by Half Man Half Biscuit

Adverts by Peter Harris

Roadrunners by Eureka California

Sounds by Spare Snare

Sleepers Wake by Percy [read our review]

Replica Figures by John MOuse [read our review]

Silver Dollar Moment by The Orielles

Look Inside Your Heart by The Wave Pictures

Favourite EP

Winter Nets EP by Sports Team


EP C by Gabe Knox

Take Me All Over The World by The Yearning

Stick in a Five and Go by Sleaford Mods

Squirrel Away the Summer by Charmpit

Huw Stephens Session by The Wedding Present

Collapse EP by Aphex Twin


Festival fever!

I went to 2 festivals this year and both were brilliant.

In May, I went to the Manchester leg of the Dot 2 Dot festival. 1 day, 150 bands, 20 venues across the city. I think I saw about 10 bands.

Highlights were Kyle Craft, Sports Team and Dude York.

Then in July I went to Indietracks in Ripley, Derbyshire.

Highlights: Melenas, Sacred Paws, The Lovely Eggs, Anna Burch, French Boutik, Wolf Girl.

Favourite gigs of the year

Instead of trying choose favourites and put them in some kind of arbitrary order, here’s a chronological list of all the gigs I went to in 2018. I loved every one of them!


The Wedding Present @ The Leadmill, Sheffield (3rd February)
The Wind Up Birds @ The Old Town House, Warrington (9th February)
The Wave Pictures @ Telford’s Warehouse, Chester (8th March)
Jeffrey Lewis @ Leaf, Liverpool (4th April)

Manic Street Preachers @ Venue Cymru Llandudno (1st May)
The 99 Degree, Circus Wolves, Paper Buoys @ The Gladstone Club, Northwich (18th May) [review here]
Billordo @ Cherry Dance, Brescia, Italy (30th May)
Ty Segall Band @ Gorilla, Manchester (5th June)
The Wave Pictures @ The Deaf Institute, Manchester (17th June)
Bodega @ Birkenhead Library (8th July)

Lost Horizons @ Old Granada Studios, Manchester (21st July) [watch gig here]
The Wedding Present @ The Live Rooms, Chester (23rd July)
The Burning Hell @ Soup Kitchen, Manchester (2nd August)
Grotbags + Crumbs + Cowtown @ Soup Kitchen, Manchester (5th August)

Electric Six @ The Live Rooms, Chester (6th September)
Peach Fuzz + The Vryll Society @ Soup Kitchen (16th October)
Ash + Death By Unga Bunga @ O2 Ritz, Manchester (23rd October)
Mik Artistik’s Ego Trip @ Pyramid Centre, Warrington (2nd November)
Jah 9 @ Band on the Wall, Manchester (20th November)
Of Arrowe Hill @ Dublin Castle, Camden, London (24th November)


Favourite films

Mandy (bizarre trippy horror film with Nicolas Cage and an amazing soundtrack, definitely not a date movie!)


Ghost Stories (brilliantly written and performed and as it says on the poster the best British horror for years.)

Didn’t come out this year but I also really liked Burn Burn Burn (2015).


Favourite films with Chorizo Jnr

Wreck It Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks The Internet

new version of The Grinch


Favourite TV series


Also enjoyed American Vandal series 2 and documentaries Wiener, Tower and Atari Game Over (all Netflix)


Favourite podcasts

Behind The Bastards

Serial (series 3, the best series yet)

That Peter Crouch Podcast


Favourite music book

Cured by Lol Tolhurst

I read a lot of musician biographies but this one really stood out. The book is especially good at portraying the friendship between Lol and Robert Smith which starts on the first day of school.  Unlike many biographies, there is a lot of interesting detail about the making of the records and the thinking behind various changes in sound that the band went through. Lol comes across as a thoroughly likeable bloke and after he leaves the band and falls out with Smith you find yourself desperately rooting for a happy ending.


Favourite non-music book

Classic Scrapes by James Acaster

Also really enjoyed his trilogy of stand-up shows Repertoire


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Podcast 85: Kicker’s Best of 2018

An unexpected (and, frankly, unwanted) guest kick-starts this podcast by unceremoniously interrupting Kicker’s filthy secret and encouraging him to play his favourite songs of the year.

As well as an aural smorgasbord of delight, we also get to hear one of Chorizo’s best ever musical anecdotes, and there’s a quiz! Yes, a quiz!!


sing along everyone

You can tune in by clicking on the thing below this sentence for a full 90 minutes (plus extra time) of end to end action.


Alternatively, you can just imagine the whole thing with, no doubt, improved witty chat between songs by reading through the tracklist here:

  1. They Might Be Giants – The Greatest
  2. Guided By Voices – Blink Blank
  3. Firestations – Build A Building
  4. Gruff Rhys – No Profit In Pain
  5. The Moles – Moon In The Daytime
  6. The Goon Sax – We Can’t Win
  7. The Monochrome Set – I Feel Fine (Really)
  8. Hi-Fi Sean & David McAlmont – Transparent (Part One)
  9. Half Man Half Biscuit – Every Time A Bell Rings
  10. The Astounds – New Eater Of Rainclouds
  11. Benjamin Shaw – Hole
  12. The Coke Dares – Came To Shit
  13. Astral Swans – Blow Away
  14. Interrobang – Curmudgeon
  15. Amen Dunes – Miki Dora
  16. Wurld Series – Indiana Buzzing
  17. The Ocean Party – White Cockatoo
  18. RVG – Vincent Van Gogh
  19. The Breeders – All Nerve
  20. Babybird – Alcoholic
  21. Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever – Talking Straight
  22. Spare Snare – Grow
  23. The Gentleman Losers – Night Falls In Nowhereland



What all the cool kids are wearing…

What all the cool kids are listening to…


If you enjoyed this podcast, watch out for a quick sharp follow up with Chorizo’s Best of 2018 soon upon us, and if you didn’t enjoy this one, you’ll be relieved to know the next one is much better.

Robert Pollard 100 7″ Releases

Guided By Voices released two 7″ EPs in November 2018, the second of these being the rather brilliantly entitled 100 Dougs.

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more mr gillards than you can shake a stick at

This release meant that Robert Pollard has, at time of writing, released one hundred* 7″ records under various band names, starting with 1993’s The Grand Hour EP.

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10 x 10 is…

Should Uncle Bob wish to put together a companion piece to last year’s coffee-table book of 100 album covers (front and back) – as discussed here – this, with a bit of imagination, is what it might look like:

The 100:

  1. Guided By Voices – The Grand Hour (1993)
  2. Guided By Voices – Static Airplane Jive (1993)
  3. Guided By Voices – Get Out Of My Stations (1994)
  4. Guided By Voices – Fast Japanese Spin Cycle (1994)
  5. Guided By Voices – Clown Prince Menthol Trailer (1994)
  6. Freedom Cruise/Nightwalker – Cruise/Lucifer’s Aching Revolver (1994)
  7. Guided By Voices – I Am A Scientist (1994)
  8. Guided By Voices – Motor Away (1995)
  9. Guided By Voices – Tigerbomb (1995)
  10. Guided By Voices – Brighton Rocks (1996)
  11. Guided By Voices – The Official Ironmen Rally Song (1996)
  12. Guided By Voices – Cut-Out Witch (1996)
  13. Guided By Voices – Plantations Of Pale Pink (1996)
  14. Nightwalker – Firehouse Mountain (1997)
  15. Guided By Voices – Wish In One Hand… (1997)
  16. Guided By Voices – Bulldog Skin (1997)
  17. Guided By Voices – I Am A Tree (1997)
  18. Guided By Voices – Surgical Focus (1999)
  19. Guided By Voices – Teenage FBI (1999)
  20. Guided By Voices – Hold On Hope (1999)
  21. Guided By Voices – Dayton, Ohio-19 Something And 5 (2000)
  22. Airport 5 – Total Exposure (2001)
  23. Airport 5 – Stifled Man Casino (2001)
  24. Guided By Voices – Chasing Heather Crazy (2001)
  25. Guided By Voices – Universal Truths And Cycles (2002)
  26. Guided By Voices – Cheyenne (2002)
  27. Guided By Voices – Back To The Lake (2002)
  28. Guided By Voices – Everywhere With Helicopter (2002)
  29. Guided By Voices – My Kind Of Soldier (2003)
  30. Robert Pollard – Zoom (2005)
  31. Robert Pollard – Music For ‘Bubble’ (2005)
  32. Robert Pollard – I’m A Strong Lion (2005)
  33. Robert Pollard – Love Is Stronger Than Witchcraft (2006)
  34. Psycho And The Birds – Check Your Zoo (2006)
  35. Robert Pollard – Rud Fins (2007)
  36. Robert Pollard – Spider Eyes (2007)
  37. Robert Pollard – Current Desperation (Angels Speak Of Nothing) (2007)
  38. Robert Pollard – Pill Gone Girl (2007)
  39. Robert Pollard – Shadow Port (2007)
  40. Robert Pollard – Count Us In (2007)
  41. Robert Pollard – Dumb Lady (2007)
  42. Robert Pollard – Youth Leagues (2008)
  43. The Takeovers – Little Green Onion Man (2008)
  44. Robert Pollard – Folded Claws (2008)
  45. Robert Pollard – When We Were Slaves (2008)
  46. Robert Pollard – The Killers (2008)
  47. Robert Pollard – Miles Under The Skin (2008)
  48. Carbon Whales – South (2008)
  49. Boston Spaceships – You Satisfy Me (2008)
  50. Robert Pollard – The Butler Stands For All Of Us (2008)
  51. Boston Spaceships – Headache Revolution (2008)
  52. Robert Pollard – Silk Rotor (2010)
  53. Boston Spaceships – Camera Found The Ray Gun (2010)
  54. Lifeguards – Product Head (2010)
  55. Guided By Voices – We Won’t Apologize For The Human Race (2011)
  56. Guided By Voices – Doughnut For A Snowman (2011)
  57. Guided By Voices – Chocolate Boy (2012)
  58. Guided By Voices – Keep It In Motion (2012)
  59. Guided By Voices – Jon The Croc (2012)
  60. Guided By Voices – Class Clown Spots A UFO (2012)
  61. Guided By Voices – White Flag (2012)
  62. Guided By Voices – Hangover Child (2012)
  63. Guided By Voices – Everywhere Is Miles From Everywhere (2012)
  64. Guided By Voices – Down By The Racetrack (2013)
  65. Guided By Voices – Flunky Minnows (2013)
  66. Guided By Voices – Islands (She Talks In Rainbows) (2013)
  67. Guided By Voices – Trash Can Full Of Nails (2013)
  68. Guided By Voices – Xeno Pariah (2013)
  69. Guided By Voices – Noble Insect (2013)
  70. Robert Pollard – Tonight’s The Rodeo (2013)
  71. Robert Pollard – Return Of The Drums (2013)
  72. Guided By Voices – Vote For Me Dummy (2014)
  73. Guided By Voices – The Littlest League Possible (2014)
  74. Guided By Voices – Save The Company (2014)
  75. Guided By Voices – Planet Score (2014)
  76. Guided By Voices – Alex And The Omegas (2014)
  77. Guided By Voices – Table At Fool’s Tooth (2014)
  78. Guided By Voices – Males Of Wormwood Mars (2014)
  79. Guided By Voices – Authoritarian Zoo (2014)
  80. Guided By Voices – All American Boy (2014)
  81. Guided By Voices – Motor Away (Live) (2015)
  82. Ricked Wicky – Piss Face (2015)
  83. Ricked Wicky – Mobility (2015)
  84. Ricked Wicky – Death Metal Kid (2015)
  85. Robert Pollard – Take Me To Yolita/Up Up And Up (2015)
  86. Ricked Wicky – Tomfoole Terrific (2015)
  87. Ricked Wicky – Jargon Of Clones (2015)
  88. Ricked Wicky – Poor Substitute (2015)
  89. Ricked Wicky – A Number I Can Trust (2015)
  90. Circus Devils – Girl In Space (2015)
  91. ESP Ohio – Royal Cyclopean (2016)
  92. ESP Ohio – Lithuanian Bombshells (2016)
  93. Cash Rivers – She Laughed I Left (2017)
  94. Guided By Voices – Just To Show You (2017)
  95. Guided By Voices – Space Gun (2017)
  96. Guided By Voices – See My Field (2018)
  97. Guided By Voices – That’s Good (2018)
  98. Guided By Voices – You Own The Night (2018)
  99. Guided By Voices – Winecork Stonehenge (2018)
  100. Guided By Voices – 100 Dougs (2018)

A playlist with (most of) the songs from the 100 releases


* I made the executive decision not to include split singles other than those that only feature Robert Pollard-led bands e.g. Cruise/Nightwalker – the other fifteen 7″ records released, but not included in the video are:

  1. Guided By Voices – Stabbing A Star: Out Of Cowtown Vol. III compilation (1993)
  2. Guided By Voices – If We Wait: split single with Jenny Mae Leffel (1993)
  3. Guided By Voices – Chicken Blows: Ptolemic Terrascope Magazine compilation (1994)
  4. Guided By Voices – Hey, Mr. Soundman: split single with Grifters (1994)
  5. Guided By Voices – Always Crush Me: split single with Belreve (1994)
  6. Guided By Voices – Do The Earth: Bucketfull Of Brains flexi (1994)
  7. Guided By Voices – The Opposing Engineer (sleeps Alone): split single with New Radiant Storm King (1995)
  8. Guided By Voices – Tractor Rape Chain (Clean It Up): Magnet Magazine compilation (1996)
  9. Guided By Voices – Scorpion Lounge Shutdown: Ptolemic Terrascope Magazine compilation (1997)
  10. Guided By Voices – Aim Correctly: split single with Cobra Verde (1997)
  11. Guided By Voices – Pantherz: Rebound Magazine compilation (1998)
  12. Nightwalker – One Track Record: Sponic Magazine compilation (1998)
  13. Guided By Voices – Cheyenne (Live): split single with Sin Sin 77 (2002)
  14. Richard Meltzer, Robert Pollard, Smegma & Antler split single (2002)
  15. Robert Pollard – Drinker’s Peace: split single with Bobby Bare Jr on Bloodshot’s Six Pack To Go boxset (2015)
split singles

split the difference

Some of them can be heard here, on what I reckon is a pretty neat little playlist (featuring as it does at least two of my all-time favourite GBV songs):


Many thanks, as always, to the indispensable Guided By Voices Database and my favourite vinyl pushers at (Long Live) Rockathon.

Please post your favourite A-side and B-side combination below. How about this to start?


I Am A Scientist b/w Real

Kicker of Elves’ Favourite Things from 2018

A quick run down of all the things that most pleased me over the last 12 months (excluding a certain 63 year old Argentinian).

Starting with my favourite SONG OF THE YEAR (a full run down of all my favourite songs can be heard on a forthcoming podcast), and congratulations to Benjamin Shaw, whose mood may well be very slightly lightened with news of this great honour. Or not.


Top 25 Albums

1              Guided By Voices – Space Gun

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a modern day classic

2              Spare Snare – ‘Sounds’

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so good I bought it seven times

3              The Ocean Party – The Oddfellows’ Hall

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a fitting tribute to the sadly departed Zac Denton

4              Benjamin Shaw – Megadead

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the sound of man picking seeds from his skull

5              The Coke Dares  – Fake Lake

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jam-packed with hits

6              The Breeders – All Nerve

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7              RVG  ‎– A Quality Of Mercy

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8              Interrobang‽ – Interrobang‽

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9              The Monochrome Set – Maiseworld

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10           The Goon Sax – We’re Not Talking

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11           Astral Swans – Strange Prison

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12           Half Man Half Biscuit – No-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin’ Hedge Cut

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13           The Astounds – Get Alright With The Astounds

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14           The Moles — Code Word

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15           The Gentleman Losers – Permanently Midnight

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16           Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever – Hope Downs

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17           Cash Rivers & The Sinners – Do Not Try To Adjust Your Set, I Am The Vertical & Horizontal

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18           Schizo Fun Addict – El Shoegaze Bossa Nova


19           Rick Rude – Verb For Dreaming


20           Concretism – For Concrete And Country

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21           Trace Mountains – Partner To Lean On

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22           Bas Jan – Yes I Jan

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23           JD Meatyard – The Batchain Pullers

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24           Dust From 1000 Yrs – A Sweet Thing Turns Sour

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25           of Arrowe Hill – Domestic Espionage

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… and making up a top 50 albums, all of which you should own, are, in alphabetical order, 25 more:


The Advisory Circle – Ways of Seeing, Amen Dunes – Freedom, Babybird – You And Me Is Wrong / Selfies Inside The Coffin / Happy Face/Sad Face, The Charlemagnes – Three Chords And A Half-Truth, The Chills – Snow Bound, The Cleaners From Venus – Life In A Time Machine, The Declining Winter – Belmont Slope, epic45 – Through Broken Summer, Eureka California – Roadrunners , Nathan Hall & The Sinister Locals – Tunguska Tydfil, Hello Whirled – Tear The Night Apart , Kristin Hersh – Possible Dust Clouds, Holy Tunics – Butter Dish, Les Big Byrd – Iran Iraq IKEA, Simon Love – “Sincerely, S. Love x”, The Lovely Eggs – Eggland , Low – Double Negative , The Lucid Dream – Actualisation, Madensuyu – Current, Ben Mason – Dogs N Yaaa, Mudhoney – Digital Garbage, Mythical Motors – Elevated Levels, Von Hayes – You Vape?, Wreckless Eric – Construction Time And Demolition, Yo La Tengo – There’s A Riot Going On


Best Compilations

1   Sarah Artists Compilation (Emotional Response)

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2   The Bedroom Tapes (Minimal Wave)

3   The Beginning Of The End: The Existential Psychodrama In Country Music (1956-1974) (The Iron Mountain Analogue Research Facility)

4   Communion (Burning Witches Records)

5   Space Is The Plaice (Pussyfoot Records)


Top EPs

1   Wurld Series ‎– Stately and Befrothed

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2   The Ocean Party – I.B.O. EP

3    Guided By Voices – Winecork Stonehenge / 100 Dougs

4     Roger Gerressen ‎– Yauch EP

5     Thee Mightees – Let’s Look At Thee Mightees


Top 5 Reissues / Re-pressings / Not Strictly Speaking New Stuff

1    Boyracer – Fling Yr Bonnet Over The Windmill


2    The Monochrome Set – 1979-1985: Complete Recordings

3    This Kind Of Punishment – This Kind Of Punishment / A Beard Of Bees

4     Robert Storey – Come Up And Hear My Etchings

5      Even As We Speak ‎– Feral Pop Frenzy


Top Live Albums

1      Babybird – The St. Pancras Old Church Live Album

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2       Guided By Voices – Ogre’s Trumpet

3       Mount Eerie – (after)


The Robert Pollard Annual Output Roundup


The remarkable and indispensable Guided By Voices Database (15 years old this year!!) details a dozen releases from the Pollard camp in 2018 with two albums (one a phenomenal double) from the Cash Rivers & The Sinners alter-ego: Blue Balls Lincoln and Do Not Try To Adjust Your Set I Am The Vertical And The Horizontal. There were three Guided By Voices singles: See My Field, That’s Good, and You Own The Night , two further EPs: Winecork Stonehenge and 100 Dougs and, two full LPs – Space Gun and the double live album Ogre’s Trumpet. The database lists Todd Tobias‘s Massabu Evening Entertainments, but he also released the album Amialluma with Chloë March and the self-titled Moonchy & Tobias with, er, Moonchy. Meanwhile Doug Gillard was all over the Neko Case album Hell-On, Tobin Sprout snuck out a digital only release of the song Supersonic Chairman, and Chris Slusarenko’s band, Eyelids, released their third LP, Maybe More. Robert Pollard also helpfully typed up a release schedule for next year that already includes a double LP, two single LPs, two more EPs, and a range of reissues. So that’s good.


The Bobby Pop Award For Prolificacy

Remarkably , we have the same top three as in 2017 and I have honestly lost count of the number of songs I now have squirrelled away from these artists.

  1. Ben Spizuco: 267 (+22 live tracks) = 289 (Hello Whirled) – here are my two favourites:


2. Stephen Jones: 212 (+43) = 255 (Arthritis Kid, Babybird, Wayz2Die, Apple Android, Stephen Jones)

3. Robert Pollard: 125 + (25) = 150 (Cash Rivers & The Sinners, Guided By Voices)


Top 5 Music Related Books (Read This Year)

1   Closer You Are: The Story Of Robert Pollard & Guided By Voices – Matthew Cutter

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2   It’s Lovely To Be Here: The Touring Diaries Of A Scottish Gent – James Yorkston

3   Long Shadows, High Hopes: The Life and Times of Matt Johnson & The The – Neil Fraser

4    Popkiss: The Life & Afterlife Of Sarah Records – Michael White

5    A Novel for Lazy Readers – An Antidote to the Headache of BBC Radio 4 – David R Edwards


Top Musical Film

The Slits – Here To Be Heard

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Musical Discovery Of The Year

Dust From 1000 Years

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Top 10 Gigs

1   Spare Snare – Leith Depot, Edinburgh, 18th August

2   Babybird – Deaf Institute, Manchester, 17 May & Brudenell Social Club, Leeds, 30 November

3    They Might Be Giants – O2 Academy, Manchester, 4 October

4   Even As We Speak & Boyracer –  Brudenell Social Club, Leeds, 21 July

5   Euroheedfest 8 – Stag’s Head Hoxton, London, 7 April

6   The Flight Of The Conchords – Echo Arena, Liverpool, 25 June

7    Jeffrey Lewis & JD Meatyard – The Leaf, Liverpool, 4 April

8   Chuck Prophet & Stephanie Finch – Brudenell Social Club, Leeds, 20 September

9   Belle & Sebastian – Philharmonic Hall, Liverpool, 19 March

10  Shonen Knife – Shipping Forecast, Liverpool, 21 April

In a very pleasing development I attended five of my top ten gigs with my son (not to mention a number of Leeds United home matches). Good lad, Kicker Jr.


New Musical Source Of The Year

46-30 Podcast – James Yorkston & Stephen Marshall (Triassic Tusk Records)


Musical Quote Of The Year

Never mind quotes, I’m in a proper musician’s video….


Favourite Music Related Moment (Outside of Everything Above)

Playing the Papernut CambridgeOutstairs Instairs LP side A from the centre out. Every time it makes me smile.

Q&A with Charlie Layton from The Wedding Present

I’m a big fan of the podcast The Trap Set where Joe Wong interviews drummers. It’s far more interesting than it sounds and they don’t just discuss paradiddles and flams for an hour. If you’ve never listened then I’ve put links to some of my favourite episodes at the bottom of this.

Being a US-based podcast I thought it was unlikely they’d ever get around to interviewing one of my favourite drummers, Charlie Layton from the semi-legendary Wedding Present. So I thought I’d just ask him a load of questions myself.


What was the first instrument you learnt to play? 

Drums! Ha… I begged my parents to buy me a guitar when I was 12 and they refused. I did tire of the idea when I realised that most of my mates were playing guitar, so when no one was playing drums and we were talking about forming bands I thought I’d give it a bash (literally!). It was that or vocals and being a shy kid, that was never going to happen.

Did you have lessons or self-taught?

I had my first kit (Premier Olympic) when I was 14 and there it sat for the first month, set-up (badly) and untouched. The threat was, ‘get lessons or it’s going!’ I found a guy called Scott who only taught a maximum of 3 students. He had a slot free and he was like a big brother to me. I had lessons with him for about 3 years until I started playing in bands and then they stopped completely when I moved to London at 18.

What bands did you play with before Wedding Present?

So very many! Though none that you would have ever heard of before.

I really liked your band The Dirty Fingernails who played the mini festival at Holmfirth Picturedome a few years ago, what’s happening with them these days?

Very kind of you to say! That was the 3rd band that I had been in with Sami. He’s like my Finnish brother. We met in London in 2001 and started a band called Librium together and I also loved his songs and him as a person, so ended up drumming with him all the time. The band ended in 2012, as I had moved to Berlin. He’s now back in Helsinki. Leon the bassist is now in band called All Flags Are Grey. They played At The Edge of The Sea this year.

How did you get the drum job with The Wedding Present?

Contacts. Terry de Castro was in a band called Goya Dress in the 90s. Their manager was a guy called Nick Moore. In 2005 he was managing my band Seeing Scarlet (said you wouldn’t know any of them). We had just finished watching Art Brut (my mate Eddie’s band from Bournemouth) headline Tin Pan Alley music fest in Denmark Street when his phone rang. It was Terry asking if he knew of a drummer that could stand in for a festival the following weekend. I said yes, it went well, I was asked back at the end of 2005 for a few Spanish dates and the rest is history.

You don’t look old enough to remember the early Wedding Present records. So how familiar were you with the band’s music when you first joined? 

I knew the name and remember seeing the adverts for Watusi in Melody Maker & NME at the time. I started buying them weekly from the spring of 1994 and reading them religiously. Then I began taping John Peel’s shows in about 1997 and by then it was Cinerama, which at that time wasn’t up my street! My musical tastes have changed over time though and some of those Cinerama tracks are up there with my favs. I love strings in pop music!

You’re now one of the longest serving members the band have ever had. What’s the secret to your successful working relationship with David?

Being in a band is tough (oh boo hoo I hear you say! I’d kill to do it!). Don’t get me wrong, I love what I do, but as it is David’s vehicle, every member has to rely on other work to make it viable to be in the band. For years I was tour managing bands when I wasn’t on tour with TWP. However I didn’t see that being sustainable long term. Since 2015, I have been teaching at BIMM Berlin (a university specialising in the music industry). I’ve been fortunate to be able to juggle it all. David is easy-going and is happy to work things around my schedule as well which helps. We are both Taurus, not that I’m a massive one for the stars, but I can see the similarities. We are both driven individuals who work hard and I’d like to think there is an understanding there. Touring isn’t for everyone. I used to drink a lot on tour, heavily most nights, whereas today I rarely drink at all. Times change, you grow older and you want different things from life. I’m the happiest I’ve ever been in my personal life and within the group. Long may that continue!

When you’re recording new material, how fully formed are the song arrangements when David first presents them to you?

It’s actually generally the guitarist at the time that will present an idea to David. They may then work on it and develop it together, or that may start in the rehearsal room. We’ll knock it into some sort of shape and get a rough recording down. David will then leave it for a while and return to it with fresh ears in a month, maybe two or three later (depending on our touring schedule) and add bits, chop bits out, move things around and then send it out to us for thoughts. We then rehearse it again, record it and see whether it’s worth keeping. Sometimes songs might go through this process a few times, others might be really quick.

ALL THE SONGS SOUND THE SAME: Some questions about writing the setlists

The gigs when you do the whole albums, which of those albums is the most enjoyable? And which is the most difficult? 

We played Going, Going… in its entirety last year (2017) at Cadogan Hall in London. Accompanied by strings and a choir. As that is an album that I was involved with from start to finish, that was a pretty special night.

I was there and you’re right, it was!

Most enjoyable: Tommy! I love the simplicity of everything. That and the pace of every song. Lots of fun to play.

Most difficult: There honestly isn’t one. George Best is a drum machine and straight-forward, albeit pacey like Tommy. Bizarro is Simon Smith’s debut album and with my style being similar to his, I love playing the parts he writes. He really thinks about the parts that he plays on each record, which makes it enjoyable to learn and play.

Are there any songs that you put on the setlist through gritted teeth because you don’t enjoy playing it? I have a theory that Lovenest doesn’t get played much because the drumming near the end sounds quite tiring.

Ha ha! No Lovenest is great! I had it in the set for our North America tour this year (2018). I think it’ll be back at some point later this year as well.

I’ve just mentioned Simon and our styles being similar. Graeme Ramsay (drummer from 2006 – 2009 & Guitarist until 2011) has a very different style to me. The song, ‘Soup’ on El Rey is one I really struggle with. He has this lovely light touch that I just can’t replicate!

Play Lovenest at the Stoke gig in December please! 

Are there any songs you’d like to play more frequently but the other bandmembers don’t like playing?

I don’t think there are. Even the songs that you are most comfortable with need to be changed up at some point. When you start not having to concentrate on playing some thing, it’s time to rest it for a bit.

You change the setlists quite a bit and the fans really appreciate that. Does that also help to keep it interesting for the band or is it a pain having to learn and rehearse so many songs?

I have played most of the songs live at least once now, so learning the songs is a simple process for me. Head to the rehearsal room and run through them on my own a few times. I think it’s much harder for the guitarists and bassists than it is for David or I.

Can you do the “one from each” challenge for us please, choose 1 favourite song from each Wedding Present studio album. 

GB: Anyone Can Make A Mistake

Tommy: Once More

Bizarro: What Have I Said Now?

Seamonsters: Dalliance

Hit Parade: No Christmas

Watusi: Spangle

Saturnalia: Snake Eyes

Take Fountain: Perfect Blue

El Rey: Boo Boo

Valentina: Deer Caught In The Headlights

Going, Going…: Broken Bow


INTERSTATE 5: Some questions about touring

When Elvis Costello was recruiting bandmembers for what became The Attractions, the advert promised “Fun Travel and Excitement.” What percentage of being on tour is that? 

Well the one great thing about joining a band like TWP is that though the band isn’t huge, it’s known well enough to be able to play all over the world. As David runs the whole operation himself, it means that he’s able to keep costs to a minimum and make shows to 150 people in Bangkok financially viable.

So though you don’t get to spend much time in each city you do get a feel for a place and the people. Our recent Asian tour was amazing. The places we went to, including 3 firsts for the band and the fantastic people that we met along the way.

I do find touring fun. I think I’ve adapted to it. I’m sure David and Jessica have seen the changes in my behaviour on the road over the years! I’m like David in that regard, I love planning things. I use the time when I’m driving the van to process thoughts and then say to David, ‘Maybe we could do ‘this’ next year?’ We then chat about it and 9/10 it comes to fruition!

So what’s the best & worst thing about being on tour?

Best: Places, People (band / crew and audiences), Playing

Worst: Food. I’m a fussy eater, so anywhere outside of the UK can be hard for me. I need food in order to play and I become a misery if I’m hungry! That and waiting around. A friend of mine, Knox Chandler (awesome session guitarist) when asked, ‘What are you good at?’ He said, ‘ Waiting around.’ You have to know how to kill time. If you are sat in the van, at an airport, in a venue, in a dressing room, then you have to know how to amuse yourself.

Do you all travel together? If so what roles do different bandmembers have? (e.g. who’s driving? who’s navigating? who’s choosing the music?)

Yes, we all travel in a Splitter van. David, Jessica and I all drive. The co-pilot navigates when the sat nav goes wrong! Music: We have weird rules. As David is generally in the passenger seat, he’s always working, so there’s no music for the UK / European drives.

In North America it’s different. The drives are so long and so the rule is that the driver chooses the music.

I really enjoyed the recent Marc Riley session. “Getting Nowhere Fast” / “Felicity” sounded amazing. The new songs there were great too, so the big question is are there plans for a new album?
Thanks, it feels great to be working on new stuff again.
We’ve been so busy touring since Going, Going… came out, that there simply hasn’t been the time.
As things start to settle a bit more now, the plan is to get cracking on a bunch of new ideas. These (Panama & Jump In, The Waters Fine) were worked up over summer. We now have a couple of months before the next shows and files are being sent back and forth which is very exciting!
Whether it’ll be an album I don’t know. That’s for David to answer! But hopefully they’ll be some more new tracks being played at some point next year.

In your glamorous rock’n’roll lifestyle, have you got to meet many of your heroes? If so who was really lovely and who was a disappointment?

I’ve VERY briefly met Damon Albarn at the America Embassy. Blur were my favourite band as a teenager and of course David knows him! They had a little chat and that was that. I’m generally too ‘star’ struck to talk to people, however once you do, you soon realise that you have a lot in common, know the same people and well, you do the same job after all!

Now I’m not just wriggling out of the disappointment question. The fact is that I’ve not been.

You mentioned being friends with Art Brut before. Are you playing on their new stuff?

Yes we recorded the album together in London last September (2017) I’ve know Eddie since we were teenagers and our bands used to grace the same line-ups back in Bournemouth in the last 90’s. We both live out in Berlin, I love Art Brut and it seemed like a good fit!
Are you playing their live dates next year?
Yes I will be touring with Art Brut. With some forward planning it’s easy to make the schedules work for two bands.

If you could magic yourself into any band, past or present, which would you choose and why?

The Clash! Love them. So prolific. Great songs and great new look to accompany each album.

Four Horsemen

A few bonus questions from @Shinpad11 on Twitter…..

What does Charlie pin to the back of David’s shirt to make him smile so much whilst playing? 

Ha! Well the songs are a lot of fun to play. As I’ve said already, it’s a perfect fit for my style. Also the facial expressions are just part of my style. I don’t even realize that it’s happening and then I’ll see some photos afterwards and think, ‘Oh boy that looks terrible.’ I physically can’t do anything about it though!



Are Mr & Mrs Gedge surrogate Mum & Dad to the rest whilst on tour? 

Nah. We look out for each other though. Jessica does always make a cracking brew as we get set-up for soundcheck. That’s always nice. She’s also great when you are feeling poorly. So maybe a little bit actually!

Will they ever get around to playing “Box Elder” live? (since we asked that question it’s actually been played quite a bit, including the Sheffield and Chester gigs I went to)

As you know, we played it live earlier this year. As David often says, ‘There are about 300 songs to chose from. We can’t play them all!’

Last 2 questions now, these are the ones we ask everybody we interview…..

You’re in a caff ordering a breakfast. You can have toast and your choice of tea or coffee and then you’re allowed 4 more items. Go.

Extra crispy bacon, fried eggs (over easy), sautéed potato (like in a Little Chef, Olympic Breakfast!) and beans.

The Breakfast of Olympic Champions

Cricket, is it any good or is it just bollocks?

It’s bloody amazing! I’ve played from the age of 10. Medium pace, right-arm over, swing bowler. Terrible with the bat unfortunately. The last side I played for was the Tower of Dudes in London. It was made up of musicians and writers. It was mainly about the drinks after though!


Catch The Wedding Present’s “Tommy 30th Anniversary Tour” in December in Portsmouth, Exeter, Bristol, Stoke (see you down the front!), Bradford, Galashiels, Carlisle, Leicester, London and Liverpool.

Full details of “All this and more” on Scopitones website

Also follow Charlie on Twitter along with his bandmates David Danielle and TerryBut most importantly follow Doris the Wedding Present dog on Instagram.


Other Wedding Present related articles on this website:

Recommended episodes of The Trap Set podcast:


New album review: Sleepers Wake by Percy

“Sleepers Wake” is a cantata written in 1731 by Johann Sebastian Bach. If you’re roughly my age, you might associate it with Maurice Mimer, one of Kenny Everett’s least funny characters, whose sketches were accompanied by an easy listening Moog version. It pops up here on the track “Teutonic” played on the keys by frontman Colin Howard alongside snippets of other Germanic hits “Ride of the Valkyries” and “Deutschland Uber Alles.” All of that is accompanied by mucho mucho surf guitar and repeated shouts of the song’s title. This is what “Tequila” would’ve sounded like had it been recorded by The Cramps rather than The Champs.


It’s also an appropriate title for the album because it’s been a while since we’ve heard from Yorkshire Super Heroes Percy. I first stumbled across them on a boozy pub crawl round Camden with a couple of mates. Late in the evening our attention was grabbed by the glorious racket from the 3 piece band in the corner. Closer inspection led to a Fred Titmus moment as we all simultaneously realised who was on drums. Fucking hell, it’s Hugh Whitaker!

A drunken conversation with the band after the gig led to them subsequently supporting one of the bands I was playing in. Hugh even drummed for us at a gig in Sheffield when our drummer was laid up in a hospital bed. The brilliant singles “Donny Rednecks” and “Caravan” got a few radio plays from John Peel / Steve Lamacq and that was the last I heard of them.

But now, like Rip Van Winkle waking from a 20 year snooze, they’re back, back, Bach!

Baby Got Bach

The album kicks off in furious style with Howard posing the question “Why Are You Still Here?” to some irritating political twerp on his TV screen. Someone “ministerial” with a “wayward nob” who’s “peddling lies” and “full of it.” Can’t you narrow it down a bit?


Bit of a Buzzcocks vibe here with Howard’s Devoto-like vocals. A different track “Going Off On One” somehow reminds me of “Something’s Gone Wrong Again” while simultaneously sounding nothing like it.

Another great Mancunian band are more directly referenced on “Hep!” In the aftermath of the great Mark E. Smith’s death, Howard rails against “people trying to reclaim [him] for their individual ends” and “freeloading bastards” who “last bought an album in 1985.”

Parts of “Gut of The Quantifier” are thrown in, along with the famous Beatles opening line (from a song The Fall covered) “I heard the news today” but with the “oh boy” appropriately changed to “oh brother.”


The spirit of MES lives on with rockabilly feel of “Exploding Head” which sounds a bit like “Container Drivers” played by Dr Feelgood. The brilliant verses tell of the mind-numbing tedium of being stuck in traffic or in a pointless desk job followed by a catchy chorus of “why am I living a lie?”


The rhythm section of ever-present Andy Wiles on bass and relative new boy Jason Wilson on drums play a blinder throughout, but particularly on some of the wilder tracks. Throw The Stooges and “Trompe Le Monde” era Pixies into a stew, mix in some of Future Of The Left’s cynical humour and you’re somewhere near. The vocals even get a bit Jello Biafra in some of their more unhinged moments, the repeated “fear of a thousand arseholes” on “Streets of 1000” being a good example.


An even more menacing mood is created on “Alice Stone” where we hear a sinister and sneeringly delivered tale of “an ordinary girl” who “met a guy in corporate finance” and became a “stay at home mum.” Her fragile mental state is conveyed brilliantly through the woozy proto-reggae accompaniment which starts and ends fairly calmly but builds and almost collapses in on itself in the middle section. The Wobble-y bassline adds to the ominous mood and Paula Duck’s creepy chromatic Farfisa organ calls to mind masterpieces like “Friday Night and Saturday Morning”, “Grey Day” and “Watching The Detectives.”

Things get a bit more Half Man Half Biscuit with the brilliant and hilarious “Off The Meds” which starts off as a joyful celebration of being, well, off the meds. The second verse sees our protagonist walking to the market square and exposing himself (another use of the word “nob” here, very impressive.) By the end of the song he is SPOILER ALERT: somewhat unsurprisingly back on the meds.


Another song proclaims “Oh Lord forgive me for I know not what I am about to ingest” over a church organ backing. There’s some kind of unholy communion going on here. Two OAPs (and possibly their dog too?) neck some hallucinogens that broaden their minds and make them feel and appear younger. Suddenly it’s “no more Fray Bentos, Gala Bingo, Skegness in the rain” as they visualise each other as Liz Taylor and John Major. All of this over a jolly galloping beat making “Enlightened” my favourite song on the album, just ahead of “Exploding Head” and “Off The Meds.”


“Sleepers Wake” is released on Amazon, Google Play, Spotify and Itunes later this week on but you can buy it on CD or download from Bandcamp below.



  • Hugh may not be in the band anymore but I’ll take any excuse to re-post one of my all-time favourite videos.


  • J.S. Bach wasn’t averse to a bit of a rumble you know. If you’ve never heard the story about him nearly stabbing a bloke after accusing him of playing the bassoon like a goat then get a load of this.

The HMV Years: 1988-1992

The HMV Shop, Swan Lane, Guildford. Photo and window display by Gavin Atkinson.


Thirty years ago this month a naive 17 year old boy from a rural village in Sussex started his first full-time job among the bright lights big city of Guildford! I’d been working Saturdays and school holidays in Comet on the top floor of Debenhams. The bloke behind the nearby Virgin Records counter got fed up of me constantly asking him if there were any jobs going there and told me to try HMV. Some of my peers sneered as they boasted of A levels they’d actually passed and prepared for their new lives at university. But as far as I was concerned I’d landed myself a dream job surrounded by music every day, what could be better than that? I worked there for 4 happy years, during which my musical tastes and knowledge broadened exponentially. I gradually started to “listen without prejudice” and stopped being such an indie music snob.

Here is a Spotify playlist with a selection of songs that remind me of those days.



“Moondance” by Van Morrison

In my interview I was asked some questions to test my knowledge of where records should be filed alphabetically.

“Where would you find a Van Halen album?” Under V obviously.

Followed by “Where would you find a Van Morrison album?” Trick question. Fortunately the band I’d formed with my schoolmates did a cover of “Moondance” so whilst I didn’t know anything else about him, I knew enough to know that he was a solo artist, not a band, and therefore is filed under M for his surname.


“Doctorin’ The Tardis” by The Timelords

Another interview question: “what’s currently number 1 in the singles chart?” Nailed it.


“The Only Way Is Up” by Yazz and the Plastic Population

I thought this was number 1 on the day I started the job but I just Googled it and discovered it was either “I Owe You Nothing” by Bros or “Nothing’s Gonna Change My Love For You” by Glenn Medeiros and His Epic Mullet. But those 2 records are both dreadful so let’s say bollocks to historical accuracy and put Yazz on the playlist instead.


“The Battle of All Saints Road” by Big Audio Dynamite

I hero-worshipped The Clash back then. Still do if I’m honest. BAD’s album “Tighten Up Volume 88” was released on the day I started and this song had been a highlight when I’d seen them play at my first ever festival a couple of weeks previously. It was the Amnesty International Festival of Youth at the Milton Keynes Bowl and I’ve talked on our podcast previously about how the whole weekend was a badly organised shambles and also how much I’d bloody loved it.


“Wap Bam Boogie” by Matt Bianco

Saturday morning phone-in wankers Matt Bianco also released a new album that day. It wasn’t very good but this song was a bit of an instore favourite. An influence on future number 1 “Renegade Master” by Wildchild? Probably not.


“My Philosophy” by Boogie Down Productions

Starting at HMV that same day was a lad from Woking called Graham who remains one of my very best friends to this day. He was (and still is in fact) a couple of years younger than me but he looked and acted older. The established staff members quizzed us on our musical tastes and feeling they’d got the measure of us they dubbed us “Indie Chris” and “Hippy Hoppy Graham”

All credit to “Hippy Hoppy Graham” for getting me into Scott La Rock and KRS-One.


“Mistletoe and Wine” by Cliff Richard

In December the shop was open on Sundays and stayed open late every night. I didn’t really have any other commitments so I did all the long shifts that were offered to me. The downside was that we had to listen to Christmas music all the time. And I do mean all the time. The only music permitted to be played instore was the compilation “Now That’s What I Call Christmas” and Cliff’s latest mawkish festive discharge “Mistletoe and Wine” which was firmly entrenched at number 1 for the whole of December 1988. Repeated listening to those Christmas songs scarred me for life and the opening notes of some of them still make me bristle and go into full “bah humbug” mode.

Top 5 Christmas songs I hate:

  • “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time” by Paul McCartney
  • “Last Christmas” by Wham!
  • “A Spaceman Came Travelling” by Chris De fucking Bergh
  • “Merry Christmas War Is Over” by John Lennon
  • “Little Saint fucking Nick” by The Beach Boys

Occasional respite from all this was offered in the form of the Phil Spector Christmas album which I never get tired of hearing so I’ll put a track from that on the playlist instead.


“Solitaire” by The Carpenters

I’d been given a record player for Christmas when I was about 6 and started off with albums by The Wombles, Smurfs and Pinky and Perky before I’d starting buying singles from the charts soon after. I’d also listened to most of my mum and dad’s records. I liked The Beatles and Motown LPs by Marvin Gaye, Diana Ross, Gladys Knight and Stevie Wonder. My other favourites were Buddy Holly, Elvis and the double album soundtrack to “That’ll Be The Day” which had a load of great 50s rock’n’roll on it.

Apart from that it was mostly music from the 1970s that I tried to like but just couldn’t get into. Wings, Simon and Garfunkel, Bread, ELO, Elton John, Don McLean etc.

Then there were 2 albums by The Carpenters. I already knew a couple of the songs because they’d been covered by Pinky and Perky! Some of it, the faster songs mainly, was really REALLY naff. But I was a big Smiths fan whose favourite song was “I Know It’s Over” so I really liked the slow songs with their gloomy lyrics and dramatic chord changes.

My parents took the mickey when they saw what I’d been listening to. A bit rich seeing as they were the ones who’d originally bought the albums but clearly times had changed and The Carpenters were now the uncoolest of the uncool. So from then on I kept my liking for The Carpenters a secret.

In 1990 Sonic Youth released “Tunic (Song for Karen)” and a new Carpenters “best of” called “Yesterday Once More” came out and sold very well. Quite a few of the older, cooler, more knowledgeable people in the shop liked it. So I went home and told my parents that they were wrong and I was right because The Carpenters were now really cool, so there.

* From here on, rather than typing “older, cooler, more knowledgeable people” I will abbreviate it to “o.c.m.k.”


“Buffalo” by Stump

I’d seen Stump on The Tube a while before and been confused, yet intrigued. Noticing a new single arriving on the racks I remember plucking up the courage to ask Mark (o.c.m.k.) to put it on. After that one play, it was decided that the good folk of Guildford weren’t ready to hear a weird man shouting about big bottoms and fish early on a Monday morning. But that one listen was enough for me to decide I was going to buy that single and both the bands albums too. Perhaps my tastes had already been prepared for such weirdness by my love of The Sugarcubes where Bjork’s unearthly beautiful voice was counterpointed by an insane bloke playing trumpet very badly and shouting about lobsters and custard.


“Anything For You” by Gloria Estefan

This album had loads of hit singles and stayed in the charts for ages. Exactly the kind of music an NME / Melody Maker reading indie kid like me was supposed to hate. Secretly I bloody loved the big soppy ballads “Can’t Stay Away From You” and especially this one. I think it’s the chord change on the 4th line of the verse that gets me. How strange the change from major to minor as Cole Porter put it.


“I Thank U” by Adeva

Didn’t think soulful house tracks were my cup of tea either but I loved this one.


“You Set The Scene” by Love

Not long after I started HMV released a set of 16 albums called “The Classic Collection” which were only available in HMV shops. These were limited edition LPs packaged in a box with a booklet, kind of like a Deluxe Edition before such things existed. Included in each box was a letter from Brian McLaughlin, the big kahuna at HMV. You can see the list of 16 albums at the bottom of the letter.

I already owned and loved the albums by Joni Mitchell, Lou Reed, Velvet Underground, Jimi Hendrix and both Elvises. Like everyone’s dad at that time, my dad owned Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumours” but I didn’t and still don’t like it. As already mentioned, he had quite a few Motown albums so I was already a big fan of Marvin and especially Stevie. My elder brother had a Who greatest hits double album which I also loved and the songs from “Who’s Next” were my favourites.

But being a good company man, I thought I’d better listen to all the ones I’d never heard. The Led Zeppelin and Neil Young ones were pretty good but I think both of them have made much better albums. Like every Doors album, “L.A. Woman” has some great songs and some shit songs. I have no recollection whatsoever of listening to the Jean Michel Jarre one. I didn’t like The Eagles.

I would’ve sworn that “Forever Changes” was one of the Classic Collection but I just checked and it wasn’t. However it was an album that the o.c.m.k. staff raved about and played instore quite a bit. I was a bit wary of it at first, the cover looked very hippy and my Ramones-loving little punk rock heart beat in strict 4/4 time. Hadn’t I been warned to never trust a hippy. They’re the enemy, aren’t they? But I knew the first song “Alone Again Or” from The Damned’s very faithful cover. If The Damned like it then surely it’s ok to give it a try? The strings, brass and psychedelic lyrics soon got their many hooks into me and I bought my own copy on tape, then later on CD, then later on CD again when the double CD version came out. In 2003 I was lucky enough to see Arthur Lee play the album in full.


“Vertigo” by Bernard Herrmann

This was the first film soundtrack I can remember buying.

We used to receive our pay every week in cash which is a very good way of ensuring the staff then give a large proportion of their wages back to the company buying up tapes, vinyl etc that had caught their ear during the week. I’m sure I would’ve spent the whole lot instore every week were it not for the “Loans” system. This was a brilliant perk of the job that meant that each evening when leaving work you were allowed to sign out 3 items of stock to be returned the next day (having taped them overnight of course). The shop had a large collection of films on VHS and my mates and me began having regular Saturday evening “film nights.” Manager Andy (o.c.m.k.) really knew his stuff about film and gave us some great recommendations. During these years we watched the entire back catalogue of favourite directors like David Cronenberg, Brian De Palma, Terry Gilliam, Woody Allen, John Waters, Coen Brothers, Sergio Leone, Stanley Kubrick, David Lynch, Martin Scorsese, Alfred Hitchcock as well as countless daft exploitative horror films like “Attack of the Crab Monsters” and “Maniac Cop”


“2 Hype” by Kid n Play

Never actually heard any music by Kid n Play in my life. But I remember that Andy G (o.c.m.k.) and Rob (o.c.m.k.) would often stroll over to the K section, hold this album cover up in the air. Then we’d all giggle at the silly haircuts and the facial expression of the bloke on the left (Kid presumably)


“Nothing Compares 2 U” by Sinead O’Connor

The problem with very successful hit songs is that you hear them so much you get fed up of them. But I never ever tire of hearing this and I’m sure I never will. My favourite number 1 single of the 1990s.


“Doolittle” by Pixies

“Surfer Rosa” was the only record that every single one of my friends liked. We thought this new album wasn’t going to be as good. We were wrong about that. My favourite album released during my time at HMV.

A few weeks later they were the first band I saw at my first Glastonbury. I think so anyway. They might have been the second, can’t remember if they were before or after Throwing Muses that day.


“Abandon” “Hey Venus” “Sensitize” by That Petrol Emotion

This was a very popular album with the staff and we played it loads. Everyone seemed convinced that this was the album to finally make TPE into the big selling band they deserved to be. But despite a succession of great singles, some excellent remixes and a big promotional push by their label Virgin it just didn’t happen.


“I Am The Resurrection” by The Stone Roses

The Stone Roses album is now heralded as one of the classics of the era but it wasn’t that much of a big deal when it first came out. My colleague Billy (o.c.m.k.) had seen them live somewhere and returned wide-eyed and proclaiming them as the future. I’d heard the “Made of Stone” single. I liked it, maybe because I loved The Cult’s “Love” album and the guitars reminded me a bit of that. We put the album on in the shop as soon as it arrived that Monday morning and I remember enjoying it, particularly the guitar solos. But to me it didn’t sound particularly different from lots of other indie guitar bands of the day and I didn’t really understand why people seemed so excited about this one band. But then at the end of the album it got far more interesting and I can clearly remember clearly hearing the instrumental section at the end of “I Am The Resurrection” for the first time. This was something different. Still indie but it’s also psychedelic, it’s also funky! The Stone Roses made even better records when they took themselves further into funky town with “Fool’s Gold” and it’s equally brilliant b-side “What The World Is Waiting For” and even some tracks on the unfairly derided “Second Coming” album.


“My Name Is Not Susan” by Whitney Houston

Whitney’s beau calls out another woman’s name in his sleep.

Like Lisa Stansfield’s “I may not be a lady but I’m all woman” the lyrics are terrible but I still have a soft spot for it.


“Fisherman’s Blues” by The Waterboys

I have good friends who still haven’t got over the musical left-turn the Waterboys took with this album. They left behind the “Big music” of the brilliant “This Is The Sea” album for a new sound that that the music press, always keen to categorise and pigeonhole, dubbed “raggle taggle”

This album sent me off down various musical avenues. The cover of “Sweet Thing” prompted me into buying “Astral Weeks” and subsequently a load of other albums by the aforementioned Van Morrison. The song “Has Anybody Here Seen Hank?” and their cover of “Lost Highway” on the b-side of the “Fisherman’s Blues” single made me loan out a compilation “Hank Williams 40 Greatest Hits” which in turn led me to a whole load of discoveries in the previously uncharted waters of country music.


“She Makes My Day” by Robert Palmer

I really didn’t like Robert Palmer. I thought he was a ludicrous old man obsessed with singing about how sexy he was and that his horrendous watered down blues-rock records only sold because he put lots of attractive women in his videos. But annoyingly I really, really like this one song of his.


“The Short Answer” by Billy Bragg

Apart from Joe Strummer, my biggest idol in those days was Billy Bragg. I went to see his gigs whenever I could so when his album “Worker’s Playtime” came out, I’d already heard quite a few of the songs live. On the Monday morning it came out, I can remember exactly where I was when I first heard this song (in the corner by the tapes) with BB’s best opening line “between Marx and marzipan in the dictionary, there was Mary.” I’m pretty sure I laughed out loud at the rhyming of “spouses” with “trousers” too.

At a Bragg gig sometime around this period, I bought myself a t-shirt with the slogan “Capitalism is killing music” proudly emblazoned on it. Several of my colleagues pointed out to me how ridiculous it was to wear that while working in a high street record shop. They were quite right of course but I wasn’t about to let that stop me from continuing to wear it.


“I Wish U Heaven” by Prince

I already had Prince’s recent album “Lovesexy” on tape when I started at HMV and I still think it’s one of his best albums. The 10 minute remixed version of “I Wish U Heaven” was released as a single called “I Wish U Heaven (Part 1 2 3)” and it is just about my favourite Prince track of all time. Not available on Spotify unfortunately!

A while after that the video “Lovesexy Live” was released and upon entering our shop customers were treated to the sight of a lifesize naked cardboard cutout of Prince. Guess who took that home a few weeks later?

My bedroom, sometime around 1989


“Happiness” by The Beloved

The musical tastes of the staff at HMV were fairly diverse. There were goths, ravers, punks, folkies, soul boys, indie kids and various crossovers of those. Even so there seemed to be certain albums that everyone liked and The Beloved’s was definitely one of them.

Other albums I remember (perhaps inaccurately?) as being universally liked:

  • “Goodbye Jumbo” by World Party
  • “Seal” by Seal
  • “Club Classics Volume 1” by Soul to Soul
  • “Sunshine on Leith” by The Proclaimers
  • “Into the Great Wide Open” by Tom Petty
  • “Raw Like Sushi” by Neneh Cherry
  • “Shooting Rubberbands at the Stars” by Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians
  • “Listen Without Prejudice” by George Michael
  • “Don’t Get Weird On Me Babe” by Lloyd Cole
  • “Foxbase Alpha” by Saint Etienne
  • “Bandwagonesque” by Teenage Fanclub
  • “Love and Life” by Definition of Sound
  • “Woodface” by Crowded House
  • “Def Dumb and Blonde” by Deborah Harry
  • “Electronic” by Electronic
  • “Ingenue” by k.d. lang


“A Complete History of Sexual Jealousy Parts 17-24” by Momus

“Doing It For The Kids” was a sampler album released by the Creation label. I bought it because it had a song by Razorcuts on it and I’d really liked their song “Sorry to Embarrass You” which I had on a Melody Maker “Indie Top 20” compilation. Also I bought it because at £1.99 it was very cheap. But even at that price I remember being fairly underwhelmed by most of it. There were tracks by soon-to-be big names Primal Scream and The House of Love but neither of them made much of an impression. One song completely blew me away though, a drum machine and synth based track with sardonic lyrics. Imagine the Pet Shop Boys if they made an album with a budget of a fiver. Seeking out the album it came from “Tender Pervert” I discovered even better, even weirder songs like “Love On Ice” and “The Homosexual”

I first discovered dozens of other great bands via other independent label compilations of the time from Blast First, Food, El, Fire, Zippo, Setanta and 4AD.


“Organ Grinder’s Swing” by Jimmy Smith

Another £1.99 label sampler that took me off down musical paths I might never have otherwise braved. “A Sample of Blue Notes” opened my ears to jazz or at least some of it. I still think that most jazz is self-indulgent pretentious twiddly-diddly showoff bollocks. But a small percentage of it is really good! The stuff you can dance to. Following on from this sampler, I bought a whole load of jazz stuff, particularly Jimmy Smith who I caught live a couple of times at the Jazz Café in Camden. I started going to acid jazz nights at the Africa Centre and Electric Ballroom as well as the indie discos I’d been going to for a while. It wasn’t always well received though. I remember once putting an Art Blakey tape on in my car once and one of my mates asked “why are you listening to the music from Snoopy?”

Check out Jimmy Smith’s “Root Down and Get It” as well, sampled for one of the Beastie Boys greatest ever songs.


“Kennedy” by The Wedding Present

For some reason, record sales only counted towards the charts in certain shops and ours was one of them. So we used to get a lot of sales reps from various record companies and distributors coming in to hype up their new releases. Sometimes they’d give us free tickets for gigs but a lot of the time they were for gigs at the nearby Civic Hall which didn’t really get anyone decent. I’d first heard The Wedding Present on the “Indie Top 20” cassette mentioned above and I’d taped their album “George Best” from my mate Ralphy. When their first album for a major label “Bizarro” was released, an RCA rep came in with free tickets for their gig that night at Kilburn National Ballroom. There was a pecking order for these freebies and I was very pleased that none of the more senior staff wanted to go. I rang up Ralphy and off we went to our first ever free gig! Living the dream.


“Trouble Me” by 10,000 Maniacs

When I’d started the vinyl shelves were in the centre of the shop and they were the first racks you saw on entering. Tapes were on a long wall nearby and CDs were tucked away around a corner.

Then one day word came from on high that we were to swap around the CDs and the vinyl. I think the general feeling among the staff was that this was a waste of time. These new-fangled CDs were never going to take off, they’re far too expensive. At the time a new release CD would be priced at £10.99 and the vinyl and tape versions would be around £5.99. The record companies had been saying for a long time that the prices would eventually be the same. I naively thought that meant that they’d start bringing down the prices of the CDs. But what they did instead was put up the prices of the tapes and albums. It wasn’t a very gradual increase either, all of a sudden they started charging the shops the same price for tapes and vinyl (around 8 quid) as they did for CDs. What was that again about capitalism killing music?

Around the same time, CD singles were beginning to be sold at the same price as the 7” version but usually with more tracks included.

I resisted buying a CD player for quite a while. I bought quite a lot of vinyl but I mainly bought tapes because they were the most portable format and could be listened to anywhere. I’d started to notice that some of my favourite bands were releasing songs on CD singles that you couldn’t get anywhere else. The 3” CD single version of “Trouble Me” by 10,000 Maniacs had a track called “Party of God” on it that wasn’t on either the 7” or 12” version. Not only that but the song was a collaboration with Billy Bragg. Plus it was packaged in a fancy case that was shaped like an elephant! This was the final straw so I bought the CD single. The flimsy elephant case fell apart soon after but the little CD is still going strong.

I also bought 6 CDs of my favourite albums that I already owned on other formats. Those were “London Calling” “Sign ‘o’ The Times” “Geno” “London 0 Hull 4” “Surfer Rosa / Come On Pilgrim” and “Substance.” The last 3 of those all came with loads of extra songs that weren’t on the versions I had on tape or record.

It took me a few months to save up to buy something to play it on so I had all these CDs for quite a while before I bought myself a fancy new Aiwa midi system. My dad helped me wallmount the speakers and whenever people came round I’d dazzle them with the crystal clear sound and the fancy stereo effects at the start of “Bizarre Love Triangle”

They’d probably have been more impressed if they hadn’t been distracted by the lifesize naked Prince lurking nearby.


“Disintegration” by The Cure

With big new releases like this, we’d get people queuing outside the door before the shop opened on a Monday morning. The problem with this was that the couriers who delivered the new releases quite often didn’t arrive until halfway through the morning. Sometimes they delivered to the Our Price shop down the road first so people would unfortunately go and spend their money there instead.


“Human Touch” / “Lucky Town” by Bruce Springsteen

To overcome the courier problem, if there was a really big release coming out one of the staff would go and pick it up in person. I remember someone getting up very early on a Monday morning to go and collect a load of Michael Jackson “Black or White” singles so we had them out on the racks when we opened up at 9 o’clock.

A few weeks later, Bruce Springsteen was releasing 2 albums on the same day. Being a big Bruce fan, I volunteered to go and collect the stock from the Sony warehouse. That was somewhere in Basingstoke, a place I had never been to before or had any reason to return to since. No satnav in them days kids so I’ve no idea how I found the place but somehow I did. Getting back in my car I excitedly put a cassette of the album into the stereo.  How lucky was I, getting to hear this album before anybody else!

Oh hang on, it’s not very good is it.

The wider world agreed and quite a lot of that initial stock was still unshifted when I left!


“Abstain!” by Five Thirty

For the first half of my time at HMV I worked on the albums counter. Then I spent a couple of years at the singles counter which is where the shop’s stereo system was. So whoever was on the singles counter got to choose what was played instore! I used this power to play “Abstain!” several times a day.

The other thing about working in singles was that you got to meet the sales reps from the record companies. They would play you new singles before they came out and try and persuade you to pre-order lots of copies. I was notoriously awful at this and seemed to possess an almost supernatural inability to spot a hit.

I remember a rep coming in from a small independent distributor with this 12” promo of a song he assured me was “really big in the clubs.” He convinced me to put it on in the shop and about 30 seconds later I took it off, pretty much laughed in his face and told him “listen mate, nobody is EVER going to buy that crap but I’ll do you a favour and take 1 copy.”

“I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred went on to become a Gold single and was in the top 10 for nearly half a year!

Other notable hits I failed to see coming:

  • Number 1 for 16 weeks “Everything I Do I Do It For You” by Bryan Adams: “He hasn’t had a hit single in years, we’ll take 5 copies.”
  • “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana: “We’ve had 3 copies of that Tad 12 inch on the rack for weeks, those Sub Pop bands just don’t sell in Guildford.”
  • “Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini” by Bombalurina. “A cover of a children’s novelty song from the 1960s over a house beat you say? Sung by Timmy Mallett? [sarcastically] Oh yeah, I’m sure that’ll sell loads. Get out of our shop right now.


“The Last Beat Of My Heart” by Siouxsie and The Banshees

I didn’t like the single “Peek-a-Boo” very much and that had been a hit. But I really loved “Peepshow” the album that it came from and I was convinced that the follow-up single was going to be a huge hit. I pre-ordered loads of copies and put it on display prominently at the front of the racks. It didn’t even make the top 40.

Here are a load more songs I thought were going to be massive hits but weren’t. Even despite frequent airplay in our shop!

  • “Sons of the Stage” by World of Twist
  • “She’s So Young” by The Pursuit of Happiness
  • “La Raza” by Kid Frost
  • “Heaven Sent An Angel” by Revolver
  • “Egg Rush / Doris Is A Little Bit Partial” by Flowered Up
  • “You’re History” by Shakespeare’s Sister
  • “Ship Ahoy” by Marxman
  • “Second Hand Clothes” by Moonshake
  • “Chlorine Dream” by Spirea X
  • “Read My Lips (Lights Out)” by The Katydids
  • “Never No More” by Blab Happy
  • “My Affair” by Kirsty MacColl
  • “Days in the Trees” by No Man
  • “You’re a Rose” by Fatima Mansions
  • “Spiritual High (State of Independence)” by Moodswings featuring Chrissie Hynde
  • “Francisca” and “Conquistador” by Espiritu
  • “Drive That Fast” by Kitchens of Distinction

Some photos of those from my 12″ single collection:


“Especially For You” by Jason Donovan and Kylie Minogue

We played this every day as the very last song before we closed. I think initially the idea was let’s play something really rubbish to get people out of the shop. But like Pavlov’s dog hearing the bell, repeatedly associating this with the end of the working day and freedom to go home or to the pub made us all really like it. Still makes me smile now.



  • This blog post dedicated to Graham, Andy A, Andy G, Sue, Ali, Mark, Billy, Rob, John, Kate, Jamie, Jason, Colin, Tim, Jenny, Nick, Duncan, Paul, Charlotte and anybody else I worked with who I forgot to mention in that list.


Kicker’s Musical Missive – August, 2018

Well looky here, our Kicker has gone and put together a 90 minute playlist to soundtrack/block out your Championship match of choice this weekend (or any other).

bielsa bucket

So, upturn your blue bucket, make yerself comfortable and enjoy a flexible 3-3-1-3 formation of total music.


Podcast 84: Spare Snare Special

There aren’t many musical events that could have brought our Kicker out of a self-imposed podcast retirement, but the news that one of his favourite bands had not only re-recorded a selection of their back catalogue with a certain Steve Albini at the producer’s helm, but were also letting a select few hear these tracks ahead of official release has seen the cobwebs blown off this particular sleeping giant. Ahem.


And so it is that he joins forces with Rebel Rikkit to bring you a mini-podcast celebrating the wonderful Spare Snare featuring an exclusive play of the re-recorded classic, Super Slinky, from their forthcoming Sounds LP alongside a few of his other favourites .


That physicality

That new album…

Spare Snare – Sounds (recorded by Steve Albini) – released: Friday 20th July, 2018

Spare Snare, from Dundee, Scotland, celebrated 25 years of releasing records by asking Albini if he would co-host a Scottish Engineers’ Workshop with the band, and record Spare Snare for the rest of that week. A resounding ‘YES’ was returned and funding was secured from Creative Scotland to host the workshop and record the album.

The band chose to record 10 classic Snare tracks from the catalogue that have evolved with playing live, or would suit Albini’s sound. These Albini recordings have become one of the highlights for the band, sitting nicely next to their four John Peel Sessions.

Gideon Coe at BBC6 Music and Vic Galloway of BBC Scotland have been supporting the release and playing exclusives from the album.

Excitingly, the album will only be available on 180g vinyl and has been specifically mastered and cut with the word ‘audiophile’ (and the wizard, Kicker of Elves) in mind. It will also come with a download code for the likes of Chorizo Garbanzo.

Recorded on 2 inch tape, and mixed onto half inch tape by Albini, the album was then mastered and cut by mastering legend Pete Norman. It has been pressed at the mighty Optimal plant in Germany.

The vinyl will come, polylined, in a brown reverse card spined sleeve, with a one colour print.

The band wishes to support the shops they shop in themselves (and break the bank of Kicker of Elves), and have various coloured variants available. Collect ’em all!!

ORANGE Vinyl (75 copies) – Scottish Stores Exclusive (pre-order now from Monorail)

NEON YELLOW Vinyl (75 copies) – Rough Trade Shops Exclusive (pre-order here)

PINK Vinyl (75 copies) – Fopp / HMV Shops Exclusive

CLEAR/BLACK vinyl (75 copies) – Indie Store Exclusive

 You can see their new film for the track ‘Grow’ here:
 And check out Jan’s moves to ‘I Am God’ here:
Here’s another taster from the album:


Spare Snare live: the band have a confirmed live show at the Leith Depot, Edinburgh on Saturday 18th August, there will be an Edinburgh instore during that day too.


There is also another Scottish date being announced for October and in the New Year, the band will be playing this festival and hopefully elsewhere in England.

The last time they played Liverpool for us, they sounded like this:


Read our Q&A with the band here.

Kicker of Elves’ A to Z of Spare Snare:


Contact the band on Facebook and on Twitter @Spare_Snare 

An A to Z of Spare Snare

Following on from our insightful interview with Jan Burnett from the Dundee band Spare Snare, our Kicker has spent time rummaging around the band’s back catalogue to come up with an introductory playlist for the less informed.


The fact that they have songs beginning with both X and Z in their locker meant a 26 song A to Z playlist was inevitable.

So, while you are waiting for the release of their new Steve Albini produced album (available on pre-order on different shades of vinyl here and here and here and here and, for Rebel Rikkit types, on download here), check this out…

And remember, if you want a hand-picked introduction to the band, S is for Spare Snare.


Also keep an eye out in the next few days for this. Oh, yes.