Podcast number 17: Kicker’s best of 2013

Well, the waiting is finally over and the wizards convene to pore over the selections made by Kicker of Elves that he claims are the best of 2013.

Listen as we hear about Kicker’s two ‘finds’ of the year and how he, personally, should be thanked for the production of at least one of his albums of the year.

There’s pop, punk, psych and, fortunately, little in the way of prog on offer as well as some suitably deferential readings. So much stuff in fact that we had to divide the mammoth show into two for you to download:

Kicker’s best of 2013 (Part 1)

Kicker’s best of 2013 (Part 2)

Here are pictures of little Kicker (no, not that one) with all the source albums that matter.

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Look out for Chorizo Garbanzo’s soon to follow best of the year podcast and also Rebel Rikkit’s selections coming to the airwaves just as soon as he’s decided.

Best of 2012 selections

Kicker

Chorizo

Rebel

#AdventCalendar Day 13: Half Man Half Biscuit

In this season of giving, we’re about to treat you to the first of our “best of 2013” podcasts but we’re not stopping there, oh no. Each day, we’re sharing with you a song that has featured in our previous best of the year selections.

Here’s a belter that was the closing track on my “best of 2002” tape. Yes, that’s right, a C90. My favourite song from my favourite album from one of my very favourite bands.

Undoubtedly the best Tess of the D’Urbervilles inspired critique of the music business ever written!
Give yourself an extra treat and read the full lyrics.

#AdventCalendar Day 12: Janelle Monae

The Musical Advent Calendar gifts you a window of opportunity! Yes an opportunity to witness one of the “musical slabs that built the Wall Of Sound that is the Trust the Wizards Podcast”.  We started this enterprise in the belief that some music had to be brought to everyone’s attention.  So pay attention as Janelle Monae rips up the David Letterman show with one of the best live performances ever.  Ever? Yes, EVER!  Carried away? Just slightly. Maybe.

Still it’s really good and is from Rebel’s best of 2010. Let’s walk.. . . . ~ } the tightrope!

#AdventCalendar Day 11: The Phantom Band

Ooh, only 2 weeks to go etc. and so on.

Here’s a band Kicker really liked in 2009, The Phantom Band, with their Folk Song Oblivion. They made another album the next year, but nothing since. Maybe 2014 will see them rise again.

#AdventCalendar Day 10: Paul Hartnoll

As we get ready to launch the first of our “Best of 2013” podcasts, we’re gifting you some of our previous best of year selections.
Here’s one half of Orbital with a track that was one of my “best of 2007” choices. It’s the closing track from his fantastic solo album “Ideal Condition”, a wonderful blend of orchestral and electronic soundscapes that Mrs Garbanzo and I were lucky enough to catch live at the Connect Music Festival in Scotland that summer.

Popcorn Double Feature – The Past Tense / Bruce Springsteen

Whoop whoop, it’s that time again (but only just!)

This time can you tell us the link between retro mod stompers, The Past Tense, and that bloke from New Jersey?

#AdventCalendar Day 9 David Ford

It’s day 9 and very much time for this.

Taken from Rebel’s “Best of 2010” selection, it’s the perennial under-achiever, David Ford, with Panic.

David Ford made a virtue of his nearly man status by publishing a successful book of his experiences entitled “How I Nearly Made It In The Music Business”.  Well worth a read or even buying as a gift. However, I could only find it as a Kindle download so it won’t make much of an impression under the tree. Sounds about right.

Yo La Tengo Live Music Review – East Village Arts Club, Liverpool 4 December 2013

The wizards survive £4 pints and marauding gangs in downtown Liverpool to bring you a final live gig review of the year.

sorry, how much for a pint?

sorry, how much?

They tell you all they know about Yo La Tengo (which in one particular case is seemingly quite a lot) and then reflect on a very much schizophrenic sonic performance that saw the band support themselves and blast eardrums across Merseyside.

You can hear all that right here and enjoy the full multi-media experience with steady handheld video and dodgy photos below.

the support band

the support band

Further to the recording, we are also pleased to bring you the full setlist (and not just some of the words in the song titles) and confirm that Frenzy was a cover of The Fugs song.

The setlist

Acoustic

1. Ohm

2. Two Trains

3. Detouring America With Horns

4. Gentle Hour

5. From Black To Blue

6. The Point Of It

7. Cornelia And Jane

8. I’ll Be Around

9. Big Day Coming

Electric

10. Stupid Things

11. False Alarm

12. Super Kiwi

13. Is That Enough

14. Beanbag Chair

15. Before We Run

16. Sugarcube

17. Decora

18. Ohm

19. Pass The Hatchet, I Think I’m Goodkind

20. Nothing To Hide

21. Frenzy (The Fugs cover)

22. Behind That Locked Door (George Harrison cover)

#AdventCalendar Day 8: The Rubberbandits

It’s back to Kicker’s best of 2010 today for plastic bag botherers The Rubberbandits and their classic Horse Outside.

Probably no surprise that bad language is once again involved.

#AdventCalendar Day 7: Katalyst featuring Stephanie McKay

For today’s video, we’re firing up the flux capacitor to travel all the way back to 2011 for this great track that was one of Chorizo’s selections for the best of that year.

It’s by Australian hiphop veteran Katalyst featuring Stephanie McKay and it’s a forlorn tale of lost love set to an irresistible Desmond Dekker sample.

Incidentally, I was quite proud of the cover I made for my compilation CD that year.

Cover of "Best of 2011" compilation CD by Chorizo Garbanzo

#AdventCalendar Day 6 Carbon Based Lifeforms

Time to open yer little window on day 6 of our musical advent calendar right now.

Taken from Rebel’s “Best of 2011” selection, it’s the strange sound of Carbon Based Lifeforms with Arecibo.  You will need to take a few minutes to consider this one. Find yourself a space.  An empty room perhaps. Avoid any intellectual interaction for 10 minutes. Listen and relax.  Its well worth the effort.

 

#AdventCalendar Day 5: Wire

In today’s window we have Wire, a band loved by all the wizards. They had a pretty good album out this year (listen to our review), but this is Kicker’s favourite song from their Red Barked Tree album, which was in his best of 2011 selection.

Fuck off out of my face. Indeed

#AdventCalendar Day 4: Johnny Boy

Greetings and salutations.

Here’s another blast from the past for you.

Chorizo selected this Spectoresque stomper for his “Best of 2004” mix. Whatever happened to this lot I wonder?

#AdventCalendar Day 3 Babybird

Time to open yer little window on day 3 of our musical advent calendar right now.

Taken from Rebel’s “Best of 2012” selection, it’s Wizards’ favourite, Stephen Jones, on his last Babybird outing.

This selection caused much controversy on podcast 4 when it was revealed that the release date was in 2011. The board of governance that controls the podcast has been considering this all year and has concluded that the rules on end of year mixes can include releases in December. Rebel was so clueless that he is not aware of the release date in any case so it would not have helped but it is hoped that the same controversy can be avoided this year.  Taken from, what Jones threatens to be, the last Babybird album and featuring Johnny Depp on guitar!

Popcorn Double Feature – Booker T Jones / Guided By Voices

Hey hep cats!

A couple of groovy numbers for you to get down to this week. Oh, yes.

What is it that connects the slinky Booker T and the only rock band that matters, Guided By Voices?

#AdventCalendar Day 2: Chumbawamba

Time to open yer little window on day 2 of our musical advent calendar right now.

Taken from Kicker”s “Best of 2008” selection, it’s aged anarchists, Chumbawamba, with a live version of their Facebook anthem appropriately recorded in a Castleford bar backroom.

And if you haven’t already done so, add us.

#AdventCalendar Day 1: A Camp

Just like Santa’s elves, the wizards are busy behind the scenes gearing up for three, yes three, “Best of 2013” shows, which will be recorded and published during December.

But long before this podcast/blog existed, the wizards have been exchanging “best of the year” compilation CDs (or C90’s).

So each day in December we are going to treat you to one of those chosen songs from yesteryear to make a musical advent calendar.

To kick us off, here’s the lovely Nina Persson and friends with a Costello-esque epic that was on Chorizo’s “Best of 2009” selection.

Let’s party like it’s 1699!

Kicker’s Monthly Mix – December 2013

Thirty-seven years ago today, the work ‘fuck’ was invented by Steve Jones on the Today Show.

pistols

And thank fuck for that because otherwise how the fuck could we describe the fucking great sounds on this final fucking mix of the fucking year? Eh?

So, without further ado, let’s see what we’ve got on the playlist this month. A playlist, incidently, that is fully covered by our friends at Spotify for a fucking change. Ahem.

Anyway, we start things off with a top instrumental from Desertshore, a band perhaps better known for backing Mark Kozelek, but here in full flow on their own. After them it’s our old friend Robert Rotifer with the opening track from his new, highly recommended, album, The Cavalry Never Showed Up. I’m not sure exactly what it’s about, but it sounds suitably subversive to me. Then it’s Dan Bern with a track from his superb baseball themed album, Doubleheader. I only heard this album this year and was expecting to choose one of the tracks for my best of the year mix as it really chimes with my new found love of baseball. Sadly, I discovered the album was actually released last year and anyway, the Reds won fuck all. This song is about the famous Merkle incident that I have become familiar with.

now did everyone touch base there?

now did everyone touch base there?

Getting under the Beehive hairdo to the Beehive Mind, it’s the legendary Crimea next with a track from their re-released (by our friends at Alcopop!) album Square Moon. After them there’s a 60s gem from Little Eva before we get taken into some very dark territory by the combination of Bob Frank and John Murry. Taken from their album World Without End, this is one of many songs that could teach little old Nick Cave a thing or too about disturbing images. It’s only appropriate that the similarly disturbing Hacker Farm come next with a skronky instrumental. After them we have some real revolutionary punks, National Wake, whose back story in apartheid South Africa is really worth checking out.

zulu rhythm punk, anyone?

zulu rhythm punk, anyone?

More old friends of the pod next, it’s Cornershop, with a track from their much underrated 2009 LP Judy Sucks a Lemon For Breakfast. Following them it’s yet another new song from the impressively prolific Scott & Charlene’s Wedding. This one comes from a shared single with. let’s face it, someone or other, and is another cracker. Definitely one of the finds of the year, this lot. A favourite of Chorizo Garbanzo next as Iron & Wine bring us Low Light Buddy Of Mine, my favourite off their new album. Another new song after that with Glasgow’s Camera Obscura. Definitely worth checking out their Desire Lines album.

good to think outside the box

good to think outside the box

Another of my favourites from the Republic of South Yorkshire is next, it’s Arctic Monkeys (is it fuck – TTW Ed.) The Human League. I still have a soft spot for these popsters. I met that Phil Oakey once at a, ahem, Gary Glitter gig – we were both there to see the support band, the fleetingly fabulous, Westworld, obviously – and he was very pleasant and hugely amusing. He also bought me a pint. Interestingly this track comes from Travelogue which also features a snippet of the persona non grata’s Rock N Roll. A top post punk effort from The Monochrome Set is after that. This is a band who ditched a pre-Adam Ant Stuart Goddard before they got started and who reformed a couple of years ago. This is their second single.

outdoing Adam's facial hair is no mean feat

outdoing Adam’s facial hair is no mean feat

The last part of the mix starts back in 1960 with the mysterious Eden Ahbez, who wrote a hit for Nat ‘King’ Cole as well as releasing just the one quite remarkable solo record, Eden’s Island. Then we have the fabulously named Jape Richardson & The Japetts, who, if truth be told, is really The Big Bopper. More bands should name themselves in this manner, I think: Vinegar Joe & The Vinaigrettes, Tori Amos & The Tourettes, Sevotron & The Serviettes, etc. [Feel free to send us better examples – TTW Ed.]

high-steppers, hep cats and hipsters all

high-steppers, hep cats and hipsters all

We are then brought right back up to date with the next two tracks both taken from albums released this year. First, we have the standout track from Jello Biafra & The Guantanamo School Of Medicine album White People And The Damage Done, which may be faintly political, followed by the opening (and for me, most interesting) track from The Flaming Lips The Terror. Then to close things off it’s Bob Pollard and Tobin Sprout performing as Airport 5 from the fantastic Tower In The Fountain Of Sparks album.

And the light comes on.

Listen to all of the above right here:

See you in the New Year for more aural excitement.

Previous Monthly Mixes

November

October

September

August

July

Robert Pollard’s Daily Double Standards

It’s been 12 months since Trust The Wizards first came to the airwaves and after all the thrills and spills this has given us all, it is perhaps no surprise that the time is right for the first wizard solo venture.

The new year will see the start of a new Trust The Wizards blog feature where I undertake to present 2 Robert Pollard related songs daily throughout the year over on our sister site Kicker of Elves Extra.

Kicker

In order to make my daily pick I will defer to the iTunes randomiser, which may well mean not all my favourite Pollard songs get to be included. There are currently 5,398 GBV tagged songs on my hard drive, but to avoid repetition I will avoid any live or demo versions and stick to only physical releases. I am also planning a future feature on the Suitcase collections so will not be taking tracks from any of these.

gbv itunes

You can check my progress and get your daily GBV fix through 2014 from 1st January right here.

KoE

Popcorn Double Feature – Sparks / Spizzenergi

Guten Morgan, all you Welsh types.

This week we have one of the many bands to split Wizard opinion, the fantastic Sparks (I may have given away my position here) with a song from the much missed White Room TV show (does anyone still watch Later?) and Brummie pop punks The Spizzles / Spizzoil / Athletico Spizz 80 / Spizzenergi led by, er, Spizz on their best known number.

As always let us know what you think might link the two.

A nod in the direction of Terry Bull for some excellent trainspottery.

“What? This old thing?” – The Wizards do #TshirtDay

As you may have heard, today was “Wear Your Old Band T-Shirt to Work Day” (or WYOBTTWD as we prefer to call it).

We wizards don’t need much encouragement for this kind of thing. Even Garbanzo Junior got involved.

 

Pixies Live Music Review – Manchester Apollo, 21 November 2013

So, two of the wizards head east to see if Pixies have still got what it takes to be a live phenomenon and, in a very real sense, the real deal. On their way they bump into a firm Pixies-believer and cousin of Texas Paul, one Terry Bull. Between them they share their expectations and hopes for the gig and, amongst other inaccuracies, inadvertently get their Black Francis references a generation out.

from a planet of sound

from a planet of sound

Post-gig, all three reconvene on a wave of mutilation to give you the low-down on the performance, the set list, the lights and also suggest how you might want to deal with unwanted stand-upperers. Gouge away!

sit the fuck down

sit the fuck down

All this can be heard right here and, what’s more, you can share the view from the balcony on some top video footage below.

The wizards’ estimated 30 track set was way off the mark. Here’s what was actually played:

1. In Heaven
2. Andro Queen
3. Cactus
4. Ed Is Dead
5. Indie Cindy
6. Nimrod’s Son
7. Here Comes Your Man
8. La La Love You
9. Mr Grieves
10. Subbacultcha
11. Distance Equals Rate Times Time
12. Something Against You
13. Bone Machine
14. Brick Is Red
15. Bagboy
16. Ana
17. Levitate Me
18. Tony’s Theme
19. I’ve Been Tired
20. Hey
21. Magdelena 318
22. What Goes Boom
23. Isla De Encanta
24. Monkey Gone To Heaven
25. Another Toe In The Ocean
26. Gouge Away
27. Wave Of Mutilation
28. Rock Music
29. Debaser
30. Blue Eyed Hexe
31. Caribou
32. Motorway To Roswell
33. Winterlong (Neil Young cover)
34. The Holiday Song
35. Vamos
36. Where Is My Mind?
37. Big New Prinz (The Fall cover)
38. Head On (The Jesus & Mary Chain cover)
39. Planet Of Sound

Should you feel so inspired, you can also have a listen to the wizards’ choice of Pixies songs – much of which made it on to the setlist.

Mott The Hoople Live Music Review 17th November 2013

What’s the biggest rock and roll contradiction? Multi-millionaire John Lennon singing “imagine no possessions”? Maybe.  The devil-embracing Velvet Underground singing the song “Jesus”? Possibly.  Or is it the sight of 74 year old Ian Hunter singing “All The Young Dudes”?

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The wizards find out tonight  as they visit the Apollo Theatre in Manchester, England and tell you all about it in the mini podcast here.

images-130All the old dudes, carry the new-ews, boogaloo-doo…

Addendum

Having dropped Rebel off at Rikkit Towers, the songs that Mott played in the first half of the gig came back to Kicker, at least in part. They included (possibly) any or all of the following:

One Of The Boys, The Moon Upstairs, Walterlow, Walking With A Mountain and When My Mind’s Gone. They definitely opened with Rock And Roll Queen. We also had a poignant burst of The Last Time.

Do You Remember Sunday Gigs? Well, to be truthful, only in part.

Popcorn Double Feature – Throwing Muses / Red House Painters

Great googly moogly, it’s Monday again.

To help smooth your start to the week, have a listen to a couple of ripsnorters from back in the day.

We’ve got Throwing Muses and Red House Painters lined up, but what connects the two?

I reckon this is an easy one as there are two clear (to my fuddled mind at any rate) connections, so you’d better be quick off the mark to beat serial link finders, Vampire of the Sun and Texas Paul.

Podcast 16a Alcopop! Special

As mentioned on our podcast number 16, the wizards were delighted to recently persuade the co-founder of the independent record label Alcopop! Records, one Jack Pop, to spend some of his between-beers time talking to them.

alcopop

The idea had been for Jack to answer as best he could the archetypal nonsense questions a combination of Kicker of Elves and Rebel Rikkit was at best likely to produce.

In the event, Jack was not only able to make sense of the wizards’ questions, but he was also able to eloquently expound on what setting up and running a record label in the twenty-first century entails, frisbees, jackets, bicycles and all.

frisbee alcopop coat Alcobike

The fact that he did so with reference to sporting superstars and an intimate knowledge of both of the cool Nicks – Cave and Heyward – meant we just had to release the whole interview as a special podcast (right click to download).

the real man behind the label apparently

the real man behind the label apparently

You should, of course, get yourself immediately over to the the fine Alcopop store and catch up on all the exciting stuff they have to offer. As good a starting point as any would be this lot, as of all the bands on Alcopop perhaps the most Alcopoppy were the sadly no-more Stagecoach.