Scientists from Leicester University have concluded that cows produce slightly more milk if you play them certain kinds of music. (genuine news article about this here)

Apparently, cows are particularly partial to a bit of R.E.M. This got me wondering what their favourite album would be.

Moo Adventures In Hi Fi?

Udder-matic for the People?

Fa-bulls of the Reconstruction?

When grilled further about this, the cows explained that their favourite member of the band is Mike Milks.

Other farmyard animals expressed a preference for different bandmembers. The pigs liked Michael Sty-pe and the chickens’ favourite is Peter Buckbuckbuckbuckbuck.



About chorizogarbanzo

One of the Wizards on the legendary Trust The Wizards podcast.

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