It goes without saying that we love the new Sleaford Mods LP and appreciate its punk rock social realism. We also very much enjoy its profanity and are happy to confirm that it includes: 45 fucks, 12 cunts, 6 shits, 5 sods, 4 bastards, 3 craps, 3 twats, 3 pisses, 2 wankers, 2 arses, 2 bollocks (naturally), 1 tit and 1 titcake.
This calls for a graph.
Please note that we weren’t fooled by the song below.
In addition, “that tool from Blur” gets mentioned but tool isn’t a proper swear word is it? That smug cheesemaking twat, or come to think of it any member of Blur, can be adequately described using any combination of the words shown in the graph above.
For example, “that bassist from Blur is a pisscunt” and “that singer from Blur is a fucktwat”
- Live Review: Sleaford Mods, Evil Blizzard, The Ceramic Hobs in Manchester (September 2014)
- Podcast number 12: The Swearing Special
Podcasts where we’ve played Sleaford Mods tracks:
Podcasts where we’ve played Blur tracks:
- fuck off